coffee girl

the cast

"welcome to y/n's love or host everybody!" austin announced.

chat was going INSANE.

they just give everyone a love or host now

isn't she dating karl?

why did they give her a love or host?

i've been waiting for this for so long

POG POG POG

wilbur x y/n forever

what happened to her and karl

i tried my best to ignore the chat, constantly reminding myself of what karl told me a few weeks back.

"y/n how are you feeling about today" austin asked.

"you know i uh- i'm not quite sure how i feel" i laughed.

"yeah! that's the point" austin laughed, "please introduce yourself" he said.

"hi my name is y/n um...i'm famous because of my boyfriend, karl jacobs, um i'm also known as coffee girl" i smiled.

"so you have a boyfriend but you're still on this show, why?" austin asked.

"because you asked me to be on it" i nodded.

"oh yeah! okay anyways let's introduce the contestants...um george, gogy go first" he said.

"hi my name is george, also known as georgenotfound. i'm y/n's best friend. i don't know why i'm here but austin asked me to be here" he said in his british accent.

"okay...uh...is anyone here by their own will?" austin cleared his throat, no one replied.

"okay moving on to quackity!" he changed the subject.

"hi my name is quackity, um i'm a twitch streamer. i'm friends with george not found. i'm here today to steal y/n from karl" he smiled.

"nice! thanks quackity!" austin exclaimed, "next up, schlatt! schlatt tell us about yourself!"

"i'm known as schlatt, uh, i'm here because austin begged me to do another fucking love or host even though minx fucking played me" he sighed.

"anyways! wilbur, wilbur soot please introduce yourself!" austin awkwardly said.

"hi my name is wilbur, also known as wilbur soot on all my socials. i'm here to have fun, maybe fall in love, i don't know...but yeah!" he was the first one to actually have a nice response.

"thank you wilbur! that was great! next is bob" austin announced.

"my name is bob, bob7. i'm very good with the ladies, but i havent seemed to find a lady yet on here. i'm hoping y/n will be my lucky one" he winked at the camera.

"that's a little perverted-" i started to say before austin muted my mic.

"ANYWAYS, sapnap please introduce yourself!" austin said.

"i'm nick, also known as sapnap. i'm from texas. i'm here to try and win over karl actually. yeah i'm trying to get karl to break up with y/n so..." he nodded.

"seems like a lot of people are here for different reasons...anyways! eret!" austin said hesitantly.

"hi my name is eret, i live in l.a. i'm extremely tall uh i don't know why i'm here i just thought it would be fun" he laughed.

"ok uh...ok next is dream? dreamwastaken? ok it's his first time being here but introduce yourself dream" austin sounded excited.

"hi my name is dream. um also known as dreamwastaken. sapnap and george forced me to join the cast so uh yeah" his screen was black, since he couldn't show his face.

"nice, nice. next is jimmy? jimmy, also known as mr beast! this is also your first time here! welcome!" austin exclaimed.

"thanks! uh i'm here to make sure karl isn't simping but i guess there's an off chance i might win" he smiled.

"great! so many new people...and finally last but not least karl jacobs!" austin sighed.

"wait can i- HAHA can i say something first?" i laughed.

"sure! yes this is your love or host so feel free to speak!" austin replied.

"ok uh this is a question for jimmy. are you like gonna kill karl and then give me a new one?" i joked.

"you ruined the surprise" he pouted.

"ANYWAYS, introduce yourself karl jacobs!" austin interrupted.

"hi! my name is karl! um i'm y/n's boyfriend. i'm here because she asked me to be here. and i guess to make sure she doesn't get stolen by anyone. um yeah that's it" he smiled.

"nice! great! full cast! so many new people! now let's get started shall we?" austin announced.

this is gonna be one hell of a stream, i sighed as i thought to myself.

the cast is so chaotic.