pigstep ― TECHNOBLADE

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this oneshot has been edited
to be platonic. this is not meant
to be a shipping oneshot.




𝖘𝖞𝖕𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖘 ― 


in which y/n spent hours trying to
find the pigstep disc for techno as
a christmas gift, but drista gave
tommy and techno the disc in a
split second. f in the chat man




𝖗𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 ― NONE




𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 ― TECHNOBLADE & Y/N




𝖘𝖊𝖙 ― REGULAR WORLD




𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖊 ― WELL IM IN DEEP SHIT




𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖊 ―


SERIOUSLY ― bruh i spent hours on this


y/n had found, yet another bastion in the past few hours. Hopefully this would be the one. You see, y/n was a minecraft streamer who was on the Dream SMP.

With a subscriber count of 2.5 million people and about 105k people watching her stream, y/n was per say, a 'popular minecraft youtuber.'

And yet what was she doing with her life?

Trying to find a stupidly rare Christmas present for a pig obsessed with potatoes. 

That's right, she was trying to find the rare disc "Pigstep" for none other than Technoblade. The #1 ranked in potatoes in skyblock, the one who won the 100k duel, that Technoblade. 

Why, you may ask? 

All because she was a simp for the man, and everyone knew it. Including Technoblade. (Phil and Wilbur teased her about it, but she just accepted it at this point.) 

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