1. Stab the book with with a butchers knife.
2. Burn in on the stove.
3. Eat it. Lol. (one of my friends eats paper, i know weird people)
4. Tear every single page out one by one and enjoy the feeling of destroying a horrible book.
5. Feed the pages to your dog covered in food so he/she will eat it.
6. Convince your younger sibling that if they don't destor the book Santa won't give them gifts.
7. Attach it to a firecracker, and light it. Watch the rocket shoot into space and blast the book into a million pieces. And then laugh in a creepy manner. MWAHAHAHA!
8. Throw it in a boys bathroom. It will never see the light of day again. The boys won't touch it since its twilight and no girl would enter the bathroom due to the smell. Ugh.
9. Chuck it into the deep end of a pool.
10. Throw it into a bornfire.
Well....., as you can see I'm extremely bored in life.
So be nice and help me think of more ways to kill a book.
And the ways don't have to make sense.
It can even be like send an assasin after it. Or have a encing match with it and obviously won as books don't have hands. Lol. I'm weird.
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100 Ways to Murder a Twilight Book.
HumorAs the title says-100 ways to destroy or murder the more annoying book on Earth. P.S. This is just for fun so no offense to the author or anyone who is in love with this book.
