Read my books!
Oh please read my books!
Pump my ego
Quench my need for validation
Feed the monster made out of shame
Oh please read my books
Oh pretty pretty please
So I can keep writing again and again and again
Oh please just read em
So I know I have an audience
Any volunteers? Any volunteers?
Please
It's only a few lines
Won't take long I swear!
Oh please just read them!
All of them please!
Then shower me with compliments
Just enough to keep the barrel far from my head
Oh read them now!
Read them now!
