Our Little Secret [Finished]

Chapter 17

He immediately stopped tickling me and started to kiss back. 

I really liked his lips. They were soft, and smooth, and warm, and big.

He placed his hands on my waist gently. 

"Okay, so I got the- EWWWWWW!" JJ and I separated instantly to look up and at the door.

Tobi stood holding two shopping bags and a pack of rice with a disgusted expression on his face. 

JJ rolled onto one side of me.

"What's up..." JJ tried to open a conversation.

"What's up?" Tobi repeated. "Mate, you guys were literally about to have sex-"

"About to have sex?" I questioned with a raised brow.

"Well... No, but...." Tobi stuttered. "You guys barely even know each other yet and you're already doing this sort of stuff!"

"Well, I mean, I trust JJ since you and Ethan have been friends with him for quite some time I can imagine." I shrugged. "And also, Tobi, you know I have boundaries."

"Welp, I thought making out on your bed was a bit across the boundaries." Tobi commented.

"Hey, guess you know it isn't, now!" I grinned, trying to put a positive spin.

"Right... Well...." Tobi tried to come to a conclusion. "Next time shut the door, yeah?"

"I can do that." I nodded. "Anyways, have you got the rice and all the food from the car?"

"Yep." Tobi nodded.

"Well then, I'm going to go make dinner, and you guys are going to help."

...

"Hey guys it's ya boy, KSIOlajideBT, how we all doing, and today I am joined by two very special guests, Tobi and Sadie." JJ introduced.

"Yo." Tobi walked into the frame and introduced.

"Hi." I popped up from under the counter.

"And today we are going to be making... food." JJ stated. "I actually don't know what we're making."

"Okay, so we're actually making chicken paella." I corrected him. "But I guess that you're at least right in thinking we're making food."

"Yay!" JJ put his arms up in victory and grinned.

"Anyways, so if anyone is interested the recipe we will be using is on BBC Good Food, and-"

"It's on Big Black Cock?" JJ cut me off. I gave him a confused look before realising he though BBC meant... yeah.

Tobi hit JJ's arm and started laughing whilst I just put my hands over my face and chuckled with them.

"British Broadcasting Corporation- BBC Good Food." I said, smiling weakly whilst trying not to laugh again. "Anyways, let's just start."

"Okay, what do we do?" Tobi questioned, putting his hands on his hips.

"Get a sharp knife-" I started before being cut off by JJ.

"I carry that around with me every day anyways." JJ said, before looking dead at the camera with a straight face. "Because I'm black." (I don't want to sound racially prejudiced, and I am not towards any groups of people. I'm just trying to think of controversial things JJ would say in a situation like this).

Tobi and I collapsed into laughed, holding onto each other for support whilst JJ kept looking straight, but also trying to keep the straight face.