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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄!𝐕𝐀𝐑 𝐀𝐔 𝐗 𝐌.𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ᵃᶜᶜⁱᵈᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᶠⁱⁿᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵖᵒʳᵗᵃˡ ʳⁱᶠᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ⁱⁿᵛⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉⁱᵍʰᵇᵒʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ ⁱˢ ᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿᵃᵗᵉˡʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˢ ᵖᵘⁿⁱˢʰᵐᵉⁿᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒʷ ᵖᵒᵖᵖⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐˡʸ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵛᵉʳˢⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉⁱᵍʰᵇᵒʳˢ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵉ ᵒʳ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ...
This is a FREE story with PAID bonus chapters. Lizzie and Parker couldn't be more opposite, except for their inability to sustain romantic relationships. They can't stand each other - but when they take on the challenge to date for thirty days to fix their horrible dating habits, the line between fake and real starts...