Lists of very effective Pick Up Lines. Its not a list....its a bunch of sentences one below the other that are numbered. Wait it is a list.... But these are different....You have Harry Potter, Twilight, Christmas, Valentines' Day and many more types of Pick Up Lines and you know the normal ones.... Here's a sneak peak...
you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)
*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*
In Love with my dad's best friend? Sure I have loved him from the time I was a 7 year old. But now, every touch or look from him makes me feel hot and tingly all over But in love or lust ... With a man I call Uncle??????
These are a couple of the most cheesiest cheesy of all cheesyness cheesy pick up lines xP Read it I assure you you'll smile :)
"Babygirl," he whispered, his forefinger and thumping touching her chin, tilting it upward to watch her dark brown eyes. "Yes, Daddy?" She whimpered, biting her bottom lip and feeling the sticky wetness on her panties. "Let me make you feel so good." He leaned down, capturing her mouth into a rough kiss, earning a lo...
Do you ever come across stupid people? Or maybe people you hate? We all do every once in a while. But there is always a way around these stupid people, and the ones you hate, when they're being idiots. That being COMEBACKS! In this book, you're sure to find comebacks that can work in a lot of different situations. Jus...
These are real pick up lines and ones I've made up by myself or with a friend. Some are sexual, some are sweet, some are cute, some are anime based, some are video game based, and some are just... Just dick ones... There mean as fuck. Like no joke.
Some may be offensive, possibly to blondes, I don't think blondes are dumb, I just find the jokes kind of funny. Also, I am probably the least person ever imo but some of the jokes might be racist. WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MATURE THEMES I do not own any of these, I've probably just heard or seen them somewhere. I will spe...
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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
