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Better Than Yesterday

Highest Rank-91 in Nonfic (10-17-17) 10 in Nonfic (10-27-17) After so many years bumalik ako sa lugar na ito. Sa lugar kung saan ko siya nakita at kung saan ko siya minahal. Ngayon handa ko na ba siyang harapin matapos ang limang taon? Hinanap ba niya ako o hindi? Palaasa talaga ako. Walang Fairyt...

You're Still The One

Book 2 of My So Strict Boss

My So Strict Boss (Bachelor Series)

"When you signed that contract, it meant that you are mine. So don't let others talk or even touch you because I don't want to share of what's mine." then he kissed me to show who I really belongs to. I, Cassandra Sabrina Jane Del Rio belongs to Clyde Gabriel Villacorte, my so strict boss.

MUST READ STORIES

What's on MY list? I'm an avid reader of Wattpad since 2012. I've read a lot of stories, from popular ones to undiscovered. Obviously, merong tumatak sa isip ko at merong hindi, I have my standards and we have different point-of views. I've created this list to express my personal judgments and opinions regarding som...

Dangerously Mine (PUBLISHED Under PSICOM)

#StanfieldBook1: Duke Steele "So which is it... are you leaving me because I'm a criminal? Or because you think I'm a liar?" Secrets. Lies. And deception. It all comes back six years ago, when Louraine Samantha Allegra thought her life w...

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...

My Ruthless Professor(COMPLETED)

A girl named Lorraine is suffering from loss when her parents died in a plane accident. The only person who she can lean on now as a college student is her only sister. She decided to transfer school because of these changes in her life, including the change of residence when her sister decided to get married. The pa...

MAID AKO NG EX-BOYFRIEND KONG CASANOVA BOOK 2 (Published Under Psicom)

We both inlove.. hindi na namin mabilang ang salitang i love dahil araw-araw naming sinasabi sa isa't-isa ang mga katagang iyon, nagkakatampuhan minsan pero mabilis na inaayos naming dalawa, hanggang dumating saming ang mabigat na pagsubok na makakapagbago ng buhay namin, na masusubukan ang kahinaan namin, masusubu...

KING OF CASANOVA BOOK 2 ( MANEBKC BOOK 3.1)

Ang pag-aasawa ng maaga ay hindi parang Online games. Na kapag nagsawa ka na pwede kang mag Leave.. At maghanap ng iba. Dahil ang pag-aasawa ay isang malaking desisyon na dapat pinaninindigan sa buhay. Si Princess Heira Irish Chuaford. Nagmahal, nagpakasal at Nagkaroon ng Anak. Masaya na sana ang lahat kung hindi duma...

King Of Casanova Book1 (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM

John Ace Ramirez Santiago, Sino ba naman ang hindi makakakilala sa isang Anak ng dating Casanova ng Saint Paul na si Frits Santiago ang nagmamay ari na ngayon ng Saint Paul International Academy. at ang Mommy nyang si Allyson Ramirez Santiago.. the goddess and Queen of Maldita ng Saint Paul International Academy. King...

*Published* Accidental Babies (SAMPLE)

*SAMPLE* Published on 27 Jan 2019, up on Amazon Jason Halloway had a hard time finding a nanny for his recently acquired 9 month old twins, Daphne and Tanner.They hated all of their previous nannies and drove them away.However, maybe they didn't need his help to find their nanny? Maybe they could find her all on their...

Moving IN with the GANGSTERS [COMPLETED]

Nagsimulang magkandabuhol-buhol ang kapalaran ni Helaisha ng dahil sa isang hula. WALANJOOO!!!! Ikaw ba naman ang maging SLAVE ng pinakakinatatakutang gang sa school niyo at idagdag pa na sa mismong bahay ka pa nila titira!!!! Kahit pa oozing hawt sa sex appeal and so deym gorgeous nila, buhay mo pa rin ang nakataya...

Ruthless Seduction

Warning: Not suitable for young readers or sensitive minds. Contains graphic sex scenes, adult language and situation intended for mature readers only.

My Coldhearted Boss

Alex was just a simple girl. Isang babaeng ang gusto lang ay ma-enjoy ang buhay. She was hired to be the secretary of the CEO from one of the multi-billionaire company in the industry, ang El Grande. Gossips were all over telling how long she can stay. Balita kasing may kasungitan ang magiging boss nya named Zach Vill...

That Annoying BOY

Si Amber Tuazon ay isang Volleyball player. Isa siyang simple pero masasabing isa sa pinaka maganda sa school. Meron siyang best friend na si .. Samuel (Samie) Benitez, na isang Basketball player. Nagkasundo sila na magiging mag on sila pagka graduate nila ng college.. Subalit.. Makikigulo ang star Football (Soccer)...

My Ex-boyfriend and I (New version: Lie About Love)

New story version: "Lie About Love" (Available on my Wattpad profile too)

Carrying His Triplets (CharDawn)

Biglang nagdilim ang mukha ni Marco sa sinabi ko. "Hindi ka papayag na maging ama ako sa bata?" Ngumisi siya. "Paano mo sasabihin sa parents mo na buntis ka? Sigurado akong itatakwil ka nang magulang mo at mawawala ang lahat nang bagay na meron ka. Alam ko rin naman na ayaw na ayaw mo nang kahihiyan kaya nandito ako E...

I'm inLUST with my BOSS

Dumudumi ang isip ko sa tuwing nandiyan sya. Sh*t!!

Im Pregnant and My Ex is the Father(under Editing!)

I love him more than I love myself. He is my life and my world. But he broke my heart without any word. It make my heart into pieces like a broken glasses.. But one thing unexpected came into my life.. Im Pregnant and my Ex is the Father. ========================>>>>>> I hope you like it! #xanxan

Your Mafia Boss is Inlove with me

Your weakness is also your strength #ALDUB

Every Beast Needs A Beauty (GLS#1)(Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Bata pa lang ay namulat na si Sunny na tatlong bagay lang ang kailangan niya sa buhay: bahay, pera, at pamilya. Namuhay siyang mahirap sa loob ng labing siyam na taon at ngayong bente na siya ay hindi iyon nagbago. Ang tanging nag bago lang siguro sa kanya ngayon ay ang pagkawala ng kanyang katuwang sa buhay: ang kany...

Married to a Hot Magnate (Self-Published)

Wattys2016 Winner -Collector's Edition *** SELF-PUBLISHED. To purchase, visit Jazlykdat Stories FB page or PM the author for details. Available again on July 2019. Book Price: Php 540 including 2 pinned ups, other freebies, and shipping fee anywhere in the Philippines via LBC *** People might judge her for marrying...

Eerie Academy: The Magical School (Completed)

Si Harmony ay nagtataglay ng kakaibang katangian na hindi mo aakalaing mageexist. Lahat ng tao sa mundong kinalakhan niya ay itinataboy siya, tinatawag na halimaw. Kaya naman sa pagpunta niya sa mundong kinabibilangan niya at sa paaralang puno ng mahika, makayanan niya kayang malagpasan ang mga pagsubok na kakaharapin...

A Gangster Stole My Heart [PUBLISHED UNDER LIB]

BOOK 2 IS ALREADY OUT. "HEARTBEAT OF A GANGSTER" As the story will be published under LIB, I'll remove most of the contents of the story and just leave about 10 chapters soon.

Heartbeat of a Gangster (AGSMH book 2) [COMPLETED]

A GANGSTER STOLE MY HEART BOOK 2.

Snow White is a Gangster (Published under Cloak Pop Fiction)

She vowed to stay. She just needed a keeper for maintenance. Henrietta Arturia is a drop-dead, gorgeous ice princess and yeah, a Freniere Mafia Reaper. She is an absolute recipe for immense destruction. But after witnessing Summer Leondale's courage, bravery and stupidity to fight for Giovanni Freniere, an old flame i...

Vampire City 3: Crimson Love

[Vampire City Series #3] "I am doing this because i can't bear to see them suffer." -Hunter Kang (All rights reserved 2014) by Thyriza

MY ASSASSIN GIRL (Edited!)

By tomoyo04 She choose to run away from the past and become who she is... But she knows she can't runaway from it forever. Their fate are tangle up with each other... They will meet again. As an assassin... and a boy who seeks his love on refuge, he will do anything to get her back even that cost his own life even it...

The Hunters - The Dark Assassin