Best of comebacks and insults

A bunch of hilarious comebacks and Insults you can definitely use!

SONS OF UNDERTALE CHARATER ONE SHOTS

SQUEEEEE!

error!sans and reader sibling oneshots

THIS IS NOT INCEST. - the first 5 oneshots are older so they're really cringey - sfw (safe for work) - wholesome stuff - the only reason this still exists its bc people really like this so i'm keeping it lol - don't like all lowercase? gee sorry

GZ!Tale x Child! Reader

This is full of stories if you were a child were in GZ!Tale from crying in Papyrus's arms to hugging Alphys.

Kaneki X Reader(Lemon ?)

COMPLETED. Read to find out. *** Disclaimer: I do not own tokyo ghoul

Yandere! Younger Brother & Reader (Older Sister)

Your family had been all you've ever known, too ordinary to the point of complacency. Your mother and father were loving and caring enough, and your brother... well, he's never been the same since that night as he now unnecessarily guards you from the world. His newly found behaviors thrust you into either mending the...

Jeff The Killer X Reader X BEN Drowned

(Y/n) Is A Gamer Girl. She Is Homeschooled Aka Learns By Computer. Her Parents are Business Leaders are Normally on Trips, Leaving (Y/n) Alone, How she Likes it. (Y/n) Has A Few Online friends, One of Her Best Being BEN, But One day he acts 'Different' And Wants To Met (Y/n).........?

Undertale | Oneshots

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED. ••• IF YOU LIKE UNDERTALE, ESPECIALLY DIFFERENT AU'S. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT BOOK. ENJOY! #664 IN RANDOM: SEPTEMBER 14, 2017 #610 IN RANDOM: SEPTEMBER 6,2017 100K: AUGUST 21, 2018 COMPLETED: JUNE 04, 2020 ••• UNDERTALE BELONGS TO TOBY FOX DRAWINGS/GIFS BELONG TO ARTISTS READER/REQUESTS BELONG TO (...

Carved Happiness ( Jeff the Killer x reader )

This is by no means a story of which a girl falls in love with this amazing, hot serial killer who is so protective of her in the slender mansion. This is twisted story. A story of gore and sociopathy details that gives the real meaning of Jeff the killer, a mad man who barely feels anything who somehow feels a slithe...

Music Shifter

You are a secret killer for a few years, nobody can ever track you. You gain powers are from music Example: you hear the song unravel from Tokyo Ghoul, you became a ghoul what if the creepypasta's find out about you? This is a reader insert. YOU are the main character Creepypasta x reader THIS IS VERY OLD!

Eyeless Jack X Reader

You manage to escape a facility where you had been experimented on. But will you be forever free? Will things go as smoothly as you hoped?

I Have No Feelings ||Creepypasta x Goddess!Emotionless!Reader x Naj au||

Y/N was a goddess precisely of alot of things however she was one of the creepypasta's strongest most favorite proxy but the youngest and had no emotions However she was invited to join the school named "UnderHigh" Will her fate change read to find out [Slow updates] [Discontinued; rewritten "Feigned Feelings ♡"] [Ran...

Freak Show (Jeff the Killer X reader) Book 1

*Book 1* Living in a Freak Show is like living in hell, but can a Joker wannabe change it all?

Not A Test Subject (Science Sans X Reader)

You were a human who lived on the surface with an insane father who used living beings as lab rats and guinea pigs for his research he even used you. He tried creating your mother into a powerful being but the process failed and it took her life away, from then on he became insane. You decide that you should just end...

[𝐎𝐋𝐃.] 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 | 𝐧𝐚𝐣 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

[OLD AF] Y/N. A hybrid. Half human...half monster. How does that work? Well, Y/N got enrolled into a high school called Underhigh. Will she fit in? Or will she get killed by some unknown stranger? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I do not own Underhigh or any of the characters. Nor you.

Sans High ( Highschool Sanses X Reader )

i know the wallpaper is unrelated.. i need to search for the right wallpaper sorry! so basicly its about you prentending to be a boy at a school... since your guardian enrolled you at some school with full of boys....but you need to finish your school year! will the sanses will notice that you are a girl? Females O...

Au sanses x reader (naj!jock and nerd highschool)

Hi readers this is my second book and i hope you all enjoy reading this ?

Hollow (Ink!Sans x Depressed!Reader)

Third Book- Last One "I'm here for you..." "Are you here for me..?" WARNING MATURE CONTENT VIOLENCE, BRAINWASHING, SUICIDE, SLIGHT SEXUAL SCENES, CONTINUE IF YOU'RE NOT INNOCENT

Escape My Heart (Fell Goth X Reader)

You are a well known throughout your AU until one day you're taken by the reapers aka the police of the multiverse, you're one of the most dangerous they hold. Your 'caretaker' is named Fell!Goth, you grew to like him though you know it's one sided, you tease him any chance you get, so when you escape the first thing...

[Discontinued] A Brand New Soul (Flowerfell! Palette x Reader)

You, (Y/N) have been an orphan all your life. You have no recollection of ever having a feeling of belonging, and nobody accepts you because of your soul. One day, you run into someone who leads you into a life of adventure, romance, and comedy. ~Tiny blurbs~ "Holy shit, that is a birb," "what's a birb?" "How high are...

Underfell Sister Scenarios 2

NOW WITH UNDERFELL GASTER!

"Undertale Pics"

There will be some Ships,Lemons and Many Many More! And just to remind you!,The arts are not mines! If it is! I'll tell you! T^T Bye!

Short circuit

A story that is about a detective Android and a detective human who have somehow caught feelings for one another while assigned to solve a case fighting the very thing that happened with him. Emotions in Androids. It was the last thing expected, especially since this form of deviancy seemed unique. Feeling emotions is...

New phone who this?

You are in your summer holidays,one night some unknown number text you What will the you do? Be friends? or More than friends,read this book to find out!

100 Funny Things to Say to People || COMPLETED

Have a Heart! I found most of these on BuzzGhana.com Photo: Tinashe

Funny Comebacks and Insults (#Wattys2016)

Comebacks that are a little funny and the cover was a conversation between me and my friend.

Jokes That Will Make You Die Of Laughter

A book filled with hilarious jokes, and some puns