𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘸𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘛𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱... Meet Elena Dubos, a student from Beauxbartons who came to Hogwart...
I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried. A short story about what really happens when you die. A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys! I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death G...
A no-nonsense, fairly silly, guide to cooking during the apocalypse. This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some hear...
Meet Billy Bones. He's dead. Literally. Finding himself in the Afterlife, ten year old Billy must wait to be recycled back into the Livingworld. Meanwhile, he's stuck trying to figure out how he's supposed to survive in this backwards existence where sunlight burns, the dead are living, and the memories of his past...
--------------- You want to get famous on Wattpad? You want reads? You want followers? All without the bullsh*t? You are in the right place. I know there are thousands of guides like this but I promise you this is different. Or as different as it could be this unoriginal world. This is not your cliche version. This is...
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel ri...
"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta "I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproar...
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
Contains Fifth Harmony Memes I wanna share if easily offended then please leave Highest rank #1
Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
❝It's official. I'm dating an asshole of a YouTube star.❞ Natalie Carson couldn't believe her eyes when she realized that she'd spilled her coffee on one of her favorite YouTube stars, Patrick Neili. But what she couldn't believe more, was that the image of the two bumping into one another went viral. Within mere seco...
here is some of the best comebacks that I found that you can use on friends, ex bfs/gfs, or really anyone that deserves it lol
*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...
All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th...
A collection of short stories for devils and darlings in weird towns and odd places. CONTENTS: 1. Bodies, Bones, and Blotched Hearts (Rated: M) A girl contracts the Devil and is sentenced to live in a never-ending, underground rave. 2. County News 3. Would Be King A werewolf Alpha is usurped by his younge...
Scarlett Bright was born to be on Broadway. Unfortunately, her dreams of a glamorous life in New York City are still a year away, and she's going to have to survive senior year first. When she's accepted to the best performing arts high school in the country, she unexpectedly jumps into a world that's way bigger - and...
A solution to all your bad boy needs. These are the books that I have personally read and recommend to you all. All credit goes to the author of these books of course. Note that not all of the books here are completed. Arranged in Alphabetical order rather than by favouritism!
I have memorized pretty much every band joke ever made. (My sad life) Credit goes to whoever made these up
