Britishhumour Stories

"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."

A really awful writer from London suffers from writer's block and ends up going abroad to get inspiration.

A man doing a survey finds something lurking beyond the surface, as he ventures into Britain's political underworld. This was written at the time when Boris Johnson was...

Britain and America's special relationship falls out. Downing Street's secret department, The Department, copes with this mess.

When a strange old woman comes to the village of Little Plimpton, her arrival sparks a conflict that could bring the entire population to the brink of war. And by 'war'...

A dead construction worker. A sleepwalking druid. Mad gorillas, the celtic alphabet and car-sized chunks of the Avon Gorge posing a serious threat to traffic. It will ta...

A. Rowland Chisholm recounts a time in the late 1980s when he dropped out of a posh English private school and embraced the hedonistic lifestyle of the working-class rav...

So... I was staring blankly at my computer screen and was wondering what I write for my first ever story on Wattpad. Of course it needed to be something that people woul...

Imagine your hometown with a plethora of colours, having the most diverse people, a multitude of languages, religions, mindsets and gods. One word immediately pops up in...