Toilethumor Stories

In this book, I will recount my encounters with some of New York City's most unusual public restrooms. I will detail how certain men's restrooms lacked privacy around th...

Mark is taking a long time on the pot when his mom barges in.

probably deleting my other story bc its been one day and i'm so embarrassed by it even though its a joke 😭😭😭 i can't shake the vision of someone finding it in ten yea...

Join Sire Gregoniy and Beardsley the Third as they traverse through vast lands to find a way to take a massive shat. Note- this story contains vulgar language. This was...

a very caca and pee story

A fun little short poem of toilet humor

B.B. the king of B.B.'s and Wreekee the king of Timothy Green's spot aliens, which puts them on an adventure. ;) (The Lisa family get "tad" mixed up :P)

In this uproarious chapter, Spiderman finds himself in a tight spot when nature calls at the most inconvenient time. With Thor's mighty hammer creating an unexpected obs...

Can your English teacher hold it in until lunch?

Skinhead girl Diaries is a story about the Dutch-German Saartje. In a gray suburb of Berlin, Potsdam she grew up. Her youth is one of the reasons for what Saartje would...

"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."