Toilethumor Stories

In this uproarious chapter, Spiderman finds himself in a tight spot when nature calls at the most inconvenient time. With Thor's mighty hammer creating an unexpected obstacle, our beloved superhero must navigate a comical series of mishaps and awkward maneuvers. From toilet paper crown to a showdown with Mjolnir itself, Spiderman's quest to preserve his superhero dignity will have readers in stitches. Join us as we witness the hilarious trials and triumphs of our friendly neighborhood web-slinger in this unforgettable bathroom escapade.

Join Sire Gregoniy and Beardsley the Third as they traverse through vast lands to find a way to take a massive shat. Note- this story contains vulgar language. This was a joint project by three idiots. Their users are linked below. Follow for more dumb stories. Butter657 MadiSANS Oregano

Can your English teacher hold it in until lunch?

Skinhead girl Diaries is a story about the Dutch-German Saartje. In a gray suburb of Berlin, Potsdam she grew up. Her youth is one of the reasons for what Saartje would do later in her life. And what choices she made later. It is not for nothing that she once became a convinced Skinhead girl. Now she has been living in the Netherlands for more than a year in a junk house. Wally there is the junked, failed chemistry student who has developed a new, highly addictive drug. Saartje meets people in the troubled neighborhood who make her serious convictions waver... Follow the insane events of her crazy friends, and a view of a girl named Saartje who may begin to doubt her right-wing thinking... A story full of strange humor and many unexpected twists.

a very caca and pee story

"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."

Mark is taking a long time on the pot when his mom barges in.

The office morale is down, the yogurt is missing, and HR's last hope is a mysterious consultant named Ranger - a man who looks like he fistfights wildlife and smells like secrets. When 15 lucky employees are granted exclusive one-hour sessions in a newly renovated unisex toilet, things start to change. Laughter returns. Sales go up. But Marlon from HR wasn't chosen. And he's starting to wonder... what exactly is going on in that toilet? A darkly funny workplace mystery about cucumbers, plastic of jellybeans, and the things we're better off not knowing.

B.B. the king of B.B.'s and Wreekee the king of Timothy Green's spot aliens, which puts them on an adventure. ;) (The Lisa family get "tad" mixed up :P)

In this book, I will recount my encounters with some of New York City's most unusual public restrooms. I will detail how certain men's restrooms lacked privacy around the toilets and how some individuals boldly conducted their business in full view of others.

In the neon-lit, naked future, love makes noise. The shredded but shy, Damien Pryndalor thinks his job at Cyromart is boring, until one accidental fart in front of Ruby Falven changes everything. Ruby isn't just the chubby, hilarious coworker he's been crushing on... she's also someone who finds his embarrassing slip absolutely irresistible. What starts as awkward laughter quickly spirals into fart-fueled flirting, workplace chaos, and pranks so outrageous they echo through the aisles. Together, Damien and Ruby discover that true love doesn't whisper. It giggles, blushes, and sometimes... it farts. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This story is set in a futuristic nude society where everyone lives without clothing, and it's central romance is built around a fart-based love language. While written as a lighthearted romantic comedy, if you find these elements disgusting or unconventional, I recommend you skip.