Toilethumor Stories

In this book, I will recount my encounters with some of New York City's most unusual public restrooms. I will detail how certain men's restrooms lacked privacy around th...

Mark is taking a long time on the pot when his mom barges in.

In this uproarious chapter, Spiderman finds himself in a tight spot when nature calls at the most inconvenient time. With Thor's mighty hammer creating an unexpected obs...

a very caca and pee story

A fun little short poem of toilet humor

B.B. the king of B.B.'s and Wreekee the king of Timothy Green's spot aliens, which puts them on an adventure. ;) (The Lisa family get "tad" mixed up :P)

"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."

Can your English teacher hold it in until lunch?

Join Sire Gregoniy and Beardsley the Third as they traverse through vast lands to find a way to take a massive shat. Note- this story contains vulgar language. This was...