Cracktakenseriously Stories

Pure Vanilla hosts a party for reasons no one can quite remember. Things were normal until he finally did something worth noticing: he asked Lily to dance. Now, what's h...

i'm so sorry. banhammer's pregnant guys (this was written out of pure spite for both chance and banhammer mains) im too embarrassed to publish this on my ao3 so you guys...

Every year sixteen children are sent into the maze, but when Addison, her brother, and a girl a bit more than just a friend are sent in, will any of them make it out? Wi...

Within darkness, there is light. In war, there is hope. And in death, there is the mercy of a second chance at life. Or Leonardo gets frisbee thrown back to the past lik...

It was supposed to be a simple quest. Retrieve the apple and get out. But no. A butterfly man just had to come in and complicate things. A Percy Jackson and Miraculous L...

If you were to ask Sandrine Grindelwald why she despises Liselotte Scamander so much, she would reply something like "just because" or "revenge," but...

the collections of strieefe fics I have made for the tumblr user @the-way-astray to drive her insane

Cale Henituse gets stuck as a betting chip for the God of Death that lost said bet. He now has to go to the Percy Jackson universe as he regressed to the age of 15. But...

[REALLY SLOW UPDATES] After dying in the war, Severus Snape found himself back in his 6th year at Hogwarts. He was determined to not screw up his relationship with Lily...

"Are you satisfied?" "If you're really me, you should know that I don't want to die." Cale replied, raising his eyebrow at the robed man. Ghost Cale...

Saiki gets transported into the Trash of the count's family universe. He's stuck at the age of a child! His limiters are gone! Did he just get picked up and adopted by...

Mori decides to send Soukoku to infiltrate UA. (And maybe finally get his ship together.)

Yukito Fuukiyona isn't sure how he ended up here. Heck, he isn't even sure how to play football. Ending up in Blue Lock through a freak accident, he doesn't know how to...

It's been a week since Fontaine was saved from the prophecy and Furina's withdrawal from her acting career. Now finally free, she walks freely among the streets like any...

in which an overly optimistic teen finally manages to meet her idol, so to say. . . . . . . aight idfk where im even going with this one, but i have unironically fried m...

Things me or my friend has said out of context. (i'm sorry i was gone.)

Fischl was wrong. Bennett's bad luck was way worse than she thought. At least her most loyal companion Oz was here to help her endure with whatever come's their way. Wai...

skibidi fornite skibidi skibidi fortnite flanderization for funnys. (harold hasnt touched grass or seen a black person irl bcs its a stupid joke i have w my friebds) tdi...

Instead of getting isekai'd to an otome game or a webtoon, you're transported to Candie Land, a world where everything is made entirely out of sugar, candy, and chocolat...

Danny and Ranpo encounter a harsh time in their relationship, bringing forth regret, pain, sadness and comfort. crack taken seriously lol originally posted on Ao3 at @Ky...