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The Steel Dawn Company: The Siege of Kaladin by Baodune
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The Steel Dawn Company: The Siege...by Baodune
The Kingdom of Delon is under siege from with in and with out. Corrupt nobles and criminal syndicates cause turmoil with in. Mean while the Tierion Empire attacks the bo...
Fucked Up Jokes by okteddy
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Fucked Up Jokesby ted
These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. I...
𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 • 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 by QuillniRizal07
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𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 •...by 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐢 𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐬�...
|| 𝚓𝚞𝚓𝚞𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝚔𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚗 𝚡 𝚏𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚐𝚘𝚞! 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || || "From here on, I..! From here on..! Y'hear me?! I'm gonna... beat you all! Enjoy your wi...
The Girl Who Went Bad by JenniferDeLong
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The Girl Who Went Badby Jennifer DeLong
A girl's parents disappear and she is forced to stay with her mean aunts.
VARIETY HOUR by kaiirein
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VARIETY HOURby
What happens when the worst people you know get along. HQ/READER
Ask The Creepypastas questions!!!! by AlduinvsDovahkiin
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Ask The Creepypastas questions!!!!by Dovahkiin
Asking the Creepypastas random questions and dares, we need as many as possible! >__<
CO-ED (BoyxBoy) by marshmalllow
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CO-ED (BoyxBoy)by Marshie
Do know what it's like to have an evil twin sister that forces you to enroll at all girls school? Doesn't sound bad right? WRONG! When you're a boy >.< girls have...
Fairy Tale My A$$ by Lady_Lucia
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Fairy Tale My A$$by Lady
♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this...
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Of Magic in Man by AlaricStargazer
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Of Magic in Manby Alaric Stargazer
Blinked into a new reality, zoologist Richard Speltzer is met by a talking horse who informs the dumbfounded animal lover that he too is a creature of magic. Richard emb...
The Losers by pentacage
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The Losersby ?
I could tell you, in detail, why high school is a bitch. Because that's what it is. But that wouldn't really be. . . fun, now would it? Listening to a whiny genderfluid...
Grey Alliance by iTacos
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Grey Allianceby iTacos
((The Orginazations in this current story are completely Fictional This story can and will be offensive in many ways from the slightest rascist joke to the most crude gr...
Em is a dumblewhore by fizzyade
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Em is a dumblewhoreby fizzyade
Continuous series on a fucked up life
Crude and Offensive Humor by xQQWerrly
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Crude and Offensive Humorby xQQWerrly
This book is made for you to LAUGH, not getting offended and blaming it on me. So for those with a light-heart or is easily offended, back away from this story and for t...