Mallard Stories

This is a simple, teasing limerick composed and published for the benefit of a former colleague of mine.

❝ I followed no rules And like most fools I lost my way What can I say Alas I find I'm in a bind Was I so blind I couldn't find The rightful path To escape this wrath No...

This is a one shot book that covers All of the Duck Universe. Descriptions and warnings for each are at the chapter of the beginning. Chapter marked with a * are sequel...

Yes. I'm making a second. Why? Some of you won't have to worry about scrolling down so much for a new chapter since the first one shot book has over a hundred pages. Any...

Just one shots I'm making of the 90s cartoon of the superhero duck, Darkwing Duck. So... yeah.

"𝐢'𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." in which a solemn sadist and a troubled artist bat...

Cover by: @GryffindorSav Aspen Jacobs has taken many risks in her life, one of them was joining the FBI right out of college. She worked her hardest on proving she had w...

I am lowkey running out of ideas.

❝ I don't know the rules Or if love has any I just want to find the exception Every rule has an exception It's just you Just you ❞ - jaimee michelle ...

Drake Mallard gets hypnotized into thinking he is a dog by his former hero, idol, and first crush Jim Starling aka Negaduck aka Darkwing Duck. Unfortunately yet also for...

Gosalyn Mallard goes to see Gosalyn Starling, unfortunately so does Jim Starling.

It's porn.

Drake Mallard knows well that he loves Launchpad McQuack but he is conflicted between his childhood hero and a scientist.

What it says on the tin

The entire plot of Let's get Dangerous but only when Phooey and Kablooie appear on screen.

Kablooie wants to traumatize people but Phooey just wants to go trick or treating without getting scared.

Gos and Nega-Gos meet so they crush on each other.

Darkwing Duck does a hero thing and Fenton expresses affection for him outside of the Gizmoduck suit.

Kablooie Duck is pretending to be Phooey Duck but it's not going very well.

Another alternative universe where Jim Starling doesn't become Negaduck. I seriously ponder why I continue to write about this strange threeway when the canon will doubt...