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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #46: Solaire Vs. Majora by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #46: So...by MolemanNineThousand
I very much hope this piece's lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molem...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #45: Garnet Vs. Firestorm by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #45: Ga...by MolemanNineThousand
The second of two Steven Universe battles collectively occupying the #45 numeric designation within MERB, the initial idea for which was devised long before its counterp...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #45: Steven Universe Vs. Norman Bates by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #45: St...by MolemanNineThousand
The first of a duology of Steven Universe battles, both of which I sincerely wanted to make on their own merits and sharing the #45 designation. This one in particular w...
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #44: Jimmy Neutron Vs. Dexter by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #44: Ji...by MolemanNineThousand
Originally composed to coincide with the April Fools' 2019, and sort of a "bonus" battle that wasn't part of my long-term plans until a relatively short time b...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #42: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #42: Sc...by MolemanNineThousand
The MERB Season 3 finale, and quite possibly the single longest rap battle ever composed; it's over TWICE as long as my own series previously-longest existing battle! Go...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Twilight Sparkle Vs. Raven by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Tw...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HbKswqjU8 Part 3 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Severus Snape Vs. Terra by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Se...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu6cAWvrZaI Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: David Xanatos Vs. Slade by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #41: Da...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abr0JuD31Zg Part 1 of a Teen Titans-themed triple-feature.
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #40: Count Olaf Vs. Judge Doom by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #40: Co...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_twfgfbzZ-8 Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargaine...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #39: Pink Floyd Vs. Qin Shi Huang by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #39: Pi...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC80W7KWwgc Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming!
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #38: Eric Cartman Vs. Porky Minch by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #38: Er...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5d9xtMdobk Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #37: Ralph Bakshi Vs. Don Bluth by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #37: Ra...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgs-JErrH0k A particularly resonant clash of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an en...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL: MERB News by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5ynNj3eIiw The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Batt...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #36: Parr Family Vs. Cortez Family by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #36: Pa...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2AAElk3khw A matchup fueled in significant part by childhood nostalgia on my own part, but featuring just about as many twists as...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #35: Peter Parker Vs. Seth Brundle by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #35: Pe...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoKsqu6COyo Alternative Title: Siegfried Vs. Arthas, Insect Edition
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #34: Chris McLean Vs. Vince McMahon by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #34: Ch...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdLt8aROi4 Moleman's Epic Rap Battles returns from hiatus with this "duel" between the hosts behind insane competitions.
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL: Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls REMAKE by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbI5vjFhIRY A from-scratch remake of an old matchup that I have never been satisfied with... until now!
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #33: Sting Vs. Big Brother by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #33: St...by MolemanNineThousand
Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #32: GLaDOS Vs. SHODAN by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #32: GL...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZiKUCVG6Q A famous evil machine faces an equally-famous slightly-less-evil machine, only for both to be upstaged by the more obs...
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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #31: Rattlesnake Jake Vs. Jake Roberts by Moleman9000
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles #31: Ra...by MolemanNineThousand
VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK_p_YHcJ_o Rango's nemesis from the modern cult classic animated film battles a veteran professional wrestling star over who...
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