Ridicule Stories

This is a joke. Artemis Fowl the Clone discovered that he had a strange obsession with frenchman. What happens next? This is a story where I ridicule Artemis because he kidnapped someone.

This book is filled with random writings about how people are and do things and just how things are in relation to something else. Filled with sarcasm, banter, humour, irony and much more twisted ways of writing.

Polun is salty because Naiad has that pretty privilege

The situation : Mom: Who are you planning to vote for? Me: Um.. I wish I dint have to... Mom: Why?????? Me: If you give me five bad oranges and ask me to chose one, I'd rather go without! Mom: You and your crazy ideas! Kids these days! God save them! Me: (Huffs in frustration) : I'M NOT A KID! Result - This overly dramatic poem! - A rant by the inner me...

I decide to get a job in a what seem to be easy pizza parlor working the night shift. Well the animatronics I soon find out are real and I have the funniest and scariest time at work a person could ever dream of.

She is just an empty shell of what she used to be. She's alone, invisible, and almost emotionless, or so she tries to convince herself. But some people just won't leave her alone. She likes alone, but he doesn't understand. Will the new guy be able to figure out her secrets and get her to open up her heart? As they say, only time will tell.

Sometimes being a hotly-tipped singer or a fifth generation werewolf isn't enough. We all reach for success and fulfilment, but what does it mean when we're reaching for an idea and we're heading for the lights?

Every Girl's wish is to wear a diamond. But sometimes the consequences are greater than we could imagine. ************************** Isabella Martins is no exception to this. Her long life wish is wear a heavy diamond ring. Being the most beautiful girl in Wasu and the chief's only daughter, she believes is entitled to this little wish. Announcing this to the village, she has the whole village in a twist. Suitors who have admired her for years believe this is their chance and the noble ladies are jealous and scornful of her. They are sure that she would never be married with this outrageous request while her admirers believe it is their chance. But is it really, the expense of a diamond ring to win a beauty's heart. No one can tell. Join me on another story to discover humor, love, ridicule, and a girl's long life wish. P.S its a short story meant for humor and not ridicule anyone's wish.

Bullying comes full circle

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"Unreleased news about kaputas, history of kaputas", just kidding The current situation of our country, from another point of view.

Satire: Pronouncation: ˈsatʌɪə/ It is a : noun Meaning: The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. This book contains comebacks and things related to satire. All these are not mine but some are. Some are taken from internet and some are created. Hope you like it. . --------------------

Just blabbering of my thoughts. At first it was now it's like a manifesto inspired by everything worth despising.

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