Roasts Stories

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generall...

"You know what I think?" he looked down at me, "I think that I'm making you flustered." "What's gotten into you?" I laughed breathlessly...

Here's a book with no thinking required at all, A bunch of random text messages they send to each other, Drama, stupidity, roasting, love, randomness all in text. Watch...

This is a story about 4 chaotic siblings. They loved to fight, pull pranks and enjoy altogether. They are always together, they wouldn't even miss 1 person out during ac...

See how Link and Zelda and the four Champions use the all new texting feature on the Sheikah Slate!

Title exists, people. Requests open. Please read.

●◉◎◈◎◉● Why did I make this? I don't have a life and I was bored at 3:00 AM. My ocs have a better life than me. :|

Where you can roast Y/N to your hearts content. Literally be as mean as you want I find it amusing.

Characters belong to the creators of Inspector Gadget! Check out the show! These One-Shots are not related to each other in any way unless I say otherwise. Occasional h...

Here are some comebacks to use if you don't have anything else to say

Yes I Dr. Schneeplestein will be roasting ze egos, including Mark's egos, They will also be roasting me.... ⚠️ THIS BOOK IS A HUGE JOKE ⚠️ I felt like I had to put that...

This is filled with hilarious sayings, and quotes. I found most of these quotes in the internet. Credit to those who wrote them. Warning: Some of these might be offensi...

Peter Parker goes to Midtown High with his best friends, Ned Leeds, a geeky computer nerd, and Michelle Jones, the badass. Peter often gets bullied by the jerk named Fla...

𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤

You was walking then a portal made you fall into the world of mobius you must act like a normal human amon the other animals.to blend in more you go to a highschool like...

I felt like roasting them

Some roasts to tell to your friends ... if you have any ... XD