heythereshipfreak
It's the 2020 election, Sam is excited about it as he talks to his friends about it over breakfast, only to found out Bucky hasn't voted, but everyone were more excited bout him being married to Bucky.
"Sometimes i wish your dad had used some protection when he had sex with your mum." Sam rolls his eyes.
"Wait what?" Peter chokes on his orange juice.
"That's brutal, coming from you Falcon!" Clint chuckles.
"Wow, that's a way to talk to your husband. You're sleeping on the floor tonight." Bucky said as he smacks Sam's chest.
"Husband?" Tony spits out his coffee.
"Since when?" Bruce nearly chokes on his pancakes.
"You're married?" Peter coughs out his orange juice.
"Falcon and soldier are together?" Thor nearly drops his milk.
"What?" Steve asked mid flipping his pancakes.
"Ah so it was the both of you, that i heard while i was in the vent. And i thought it was Tony and Steve having sex." Clint said as he sips his coffee.