Turds Stories

A disgusting blonde named Lila would be dancing one day on the street and a mysterious Mafia boss would seem to have wandered into the crowd watching her. It was practi...

Animals are one of my favorite subjects for tempoems, a form created by my poet friend, Bill Temple, a long time member of this Wattpad writing community. Thank you, Bi...

Nurse Joy and Brock are stuck in an elevator when things start to get stinky...

Fhtnvdkk is going around the park now so we cancan go to church *THIS STORY IS A JOKE AND IM USING IT TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER WATTPAD WRITERS*

Emily x ginger poop

This is a ballad quatrain (chain) about a crow's habits. It is the form used by Samuel Taylor Coleridge in his famous poem, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, first publi...

My teacher told me to write a mystery story so this is what she gets.

Play solo or in multiplayer mode as you battle it out against other Smith families. Show the whole world that you're the last Stan standing. Good day to all fans of Amer...

American Dad Apocalypse Soon Online Hack - How to hack American Dad Apocalypse Soon Online with Unlimited Golden Turds and Money. Below you will see all the cheats neede...

I don't really know shit about writing bcus like I tried to make my girlfriend think im smart so like idk

How four friends met :|

Always excited about meeting lifesavers and people from wicked

angry turds

Just some jokes here and there.

I hate u all

{; Hi guys! I know this is my third New fanfic. But, This is kind of a joke off of my favorite show, How I Met Your Mother. It's gonna be like my guardian in the future...

Read and beware. This is a story of pure poop.

A lil baby lemon

This book is about a day in my life that includes turds