Annoying octoling (Splatoon 2 x Male reader)

Yo' ass was a lil' too annoying and got kicked out of the Octarian Army. Now they're after you, as well as the below average IQ New Squidbeak Splatoon, guess you'll die... Maybe Idk.

I'm doing Splatoon 2 cause I can and I feel like it. Also the pictures used (If any) are not mine.
Please give me criticism I just want the story to be as good as it can be, so it would be very appreciated.