[TO BE EDITED] Your Prime | Blade x Reader ✓

in which blade is bitchless, jobless, loveless and im not joking, that guy needs to get rid of that virginity shield and NOT by uninstalling league of legends because he doesnt even play it. he needs to fuck.

"caelus, i want to fuck. for the first time in 40 years, im single, and I want to fuck. i want to fuck until my dick falls off. i want to fuck a horse, and i want to drink its blood. i was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. she was the love of my life, ill miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. i havent had sex in 15 years caelus, and i want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck." - drunk blade to caelus 2023 colour