Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Begin.

==> Start story.

A young boy stands inside his bedroom. He looks excited and looks like he's about to jump for joy. His name is....Well....He was never given a name. Why don't we do that.

==> Enter name.

Your name is Brattysailor nocountry.

Try again you jerk!

==> Try again you Jerk.

Your name is Peter Kirkland You are also known as the Personification of Sealand. You love to Swim, You also want to Be recognized as a country but no one has noticed you yet.

Your hobbies include: Wrapping gifts with your mom, building with your dad, building legos with your older uncle, practicing magic with your other uncle, hanging out with your friends, bugging Jerkland, trying to be recognized, swimming, fishing, baking cookies, taking care of your dog Hanatamago, playing videogames with your 'brother', uncle, and your uncle's boyfriend. And Singing.

Your Countrychum account is oceanicEnthusiast. You wanted it to be oceanicCountry But Jerkland and your parents said that you 'were a micronation' and to be 'truthful and not a liar.' Those jerks. Everyone except your friends, Italy and Uncle Denmark agreed. You were lucky to have them. You capitalize S, E, and A and you add Desu-yo at the end of your sentances.

==> Retrieve arms from chest.

You don't have arms, and you don't have a chest. You never got one.

==> Look at room.

Okay! Your room is small, since you live at your Sea Fort. It has some posters of your favourite cartoon shows, a picture of the Earth, and other small things.

==> Pick up the Slingshot.

You pick up the Slingshot and set it in your Backpack modus. Your modus, let's you be able to captchalouge anything but you have to reach in their and hope to pull the right thing out. It's annoying honestly.

You turn your Modus over and see a black card with the word Strife Sylladex in black letters. You scroll down and pick make your own Strifer. You saw the name thing and typed in Slingshot. You pressed accept and soon a gree card appeared and a shadow of your Slingshot appeared too. You also saw the name. Slngshtknd. It sounded cool, but the spelling was wierd.

==> Look at computer.

You take out your Oceanictop and open it. You see your Cetus Program was done downloading the SBURB Delta game you got. You are playing it with your friends. You hear a ding and you see the familiar notice that is. Your brother. You better answer. He can be grouchy.

==> Answer.

You quickly log on to your Countrychum and start typing.

electricAntisweden [EA]: Started pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

[EA]: Sealand.

[OE]: 'Ello LAdoniA~DESu yo.

[EA]: D1d y0u get the game yet?

[OE]: YEp, my CEtus progrAm juSt finiShEd downloAding it~DESu yo

[EA]: C00l. Fuck. 1 have t0 g0. the stup1d an0n 1s bugg1ng me aga1n.

[OE]: Good luck~DESu yo.

[EA]: Whatever.

electricAntisweden [EA]: ceased pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

You blinked and realize you are getting another Pester. It's this person who's been calling themselves a troll. You guys call them Anon. You don't know whether to answer or not cause this person can sometimes be a bit mean.

==> Answer anyways.

You sigh, this will take a while.

dualPsionic [DP]: started pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

[DP]: Hello agaiin.

[OE]: 'Ello~DESu yo.

[DP]: You 2tiill have a lot of work two do.

[OE]: Eh?~DESu yo.

[DP]: You need two help your hiivemate iinto the game.

[OE]: I guESS I'll try~DESu yo.

[DP]: Good then.

[OE]: Hold on, whAt iS your nAmE?~DESu yo.

[DP]: Pollux Captor. II'm known 2iimply a2 the P2iioniic.

[OE]: ThE PSionic? Cool nAmE!!~DESu yo.

[DP]: thank you. II mu2t go.

dualPsionic [DP]: ceased pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

You stared. Wow, this guy must be in a REALLY good mood. He didn't call you a brat or make any Micronation jokes. You like him like that. You decide to start the game.

==> Start the game.

You click on your CETUS Program and an Ocean blue Spirograph fills the screen. Soon, a green house appears over the green text that said SBURB you hit play and after some loading the face of your brother fills the screen.

==> Be someone else.

Okay, then.