Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Invisible man.

A young man is standing in shock at the things that appeared out of nowhere. He's confused but he decides to ignore them. Let's give him a name.

==> Enter name.

Your name is Unnoticable Wimpyman.

Ouch. That was harsh.

==> Try again.

Your name is Matthew Williams also known as Canada and you are confused to what the fuck is in your room. You love Hockey, Pancakes, Kumajiro, and Your family even though they ignore you.

Your hobbies include: Cooking, Baking, Raising your Polar Bear Hockey, Reading, and Sewing (Hey Someone has to sew up America's stitches and clothes)

Your countrychum name is invisiblePeace and you capitalize your C's and add Eh at the end of every question, you also replace OU with OO like About would be Aboot and so forth, why? Because Canadian language.

==> Approach Cruxtruder

What is a Cruxtruder?

==> Approach the thing with the black screens.

OH! So that's a Cruxtruder. Okay. You approach the Cruxtruder and see their is a lid at the top. You decide to open it so you bring your Hckystckknd out of your Appletree modus. You hit it with your strife and it opened with a bright light coming up. you jump back in surprise. You see the light approaching Kumacheerio. "Kuma! Watch out!" You cried but it was too late. Kumajiro was enveloped by the light. In his place was a spirit form of him.

==> Go to Kumajiro.

"KUMA!" You Scream and run to get him. "Canada. Don't touch me." He said. "K-Kumajiro." You said. "You'll get transformed with me. Just don't okay." You looked at him in shock. He never knew your name until now. So......

"Get the card in the punch Designix" You did as he said and handed you another card. "Put it in the Totem Lathe." You followed his instructions and put it in. It started. "Now help Romano. He is your client." You nod and get onto your computer. You open the game with your Balor Program and see Romano already on your screen.

You place down the objects and open up Pesterchum.

invisiblePeace [IP]: started pestering cursingTomato [CT]:

[IP]: Sorry Romano. Here is a tip just in Case. The thing that has sCreens on it is called a Cruxtruder. On top is a lid. Break the lid and DON'T TOOCH the light. It will tooCh something. Don't tooCh that too. Follow it's instruCtions. Sorry I Can't be of anymore help.

invisiblePeace [IP]: Ceased pestering cursingTomato [CT]:

You close Pesterchum and turn seeing the totem thing was done. "Put it in the Alchemiter." You put it on the Alchemiter and Kuma gave you something. it was an already punched card You looked at him to see he now had your flag on his chest. He must have programmed himself with something. "I got busy while you were on the computer. Now hurry. Their is fire everywhere." You looked out the window and see everything burning.

==> Put the card and totem on the Alchemiter.

You hurry and put the card in, and the totem on the top. A laser appeared, and started carving. You then see the thing transform to a Canadian goose. It quacked and flew off. "Catch it!" You run after it and jump. You managed to catch it in a hug but everything turned dark. "Thank you for everything. Canada." Kumajiro's voice was heard before you fainted.

"Welcome to the medium. Canada."

==> Be someone else.

Okay.