Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be Sealand.

You are Now SEALAND and you are staring at the Machine that appeared in your room. You already placed your Brother's Machines down so you are good with that. You figured that whoever your Person is you are grateful. Now what though?

==> Go outside.

You decide to go outside. You see the other Machines. You decide to break open the lid on the Cruxtruder. You take out your Slingshot and load it with a Bullet. You don't know how you manage to summon Bullets out of nowhere, but you don't question it as you can do magic, you are immortal, and you are also made of steel. Making you a literally Bulletproof person.

==> Shoot the Cruxtruder.

You fling the bullet and it hits the mark. The force blew it off and a Sea Blue colored Spirograph appeared. Now what.....

==> Program the Hamster.

Wait?! What?! He's your pet you couldn't do that!!

==> PROGRAM THE FUDGING HAMSTER.

You looked at your hamster and sighed as you walked over. You gently pushed it into the Light and it turned into a Floating Hamster head. You looked around for something else and you saw your Mecha Suit. You Program it in the light and it turns to Mecha-Hamstersprite. It turned to you and nodded. You figured it wouldn't speak much.

==> Go to the Punch Designix

You walk over to the Punch Designix and you see a blank card in it already. You don't know what to do.

==> Press a Button

You pressed a Button and it turned into a Punched Card. You picked it up confused. You hear a squeaky voice say "Put it in the Totem Lathe!" You turn in shock. The Sprite Spoke. But whatever. You ran to the Totem Lathe and put in the Card. A laser appeared and left a Sea Blue object. You picked it up and looked at the Sprite. "Okay now get to the Alchemiter!" You nodded and ran. But before you did. You saw imps.

==> Strife.

You got out your slingshot and fired multiple times. You were about to get attacked by an Imp but you said a quick spell and set it on Fire. You ran to the Alchemiter and you place the Totem on the platform. A Light appeared and it turned into a Muddy coin. You picked it up and was confused at first. Until you saw something shimmer. You picked up a cloth and polished it. You held it in your hands and soon. You shimmered in Bright Blue. and Blacked out.

==>....Wake Up.

You open your eyes and see you are still on your Country. But it's Dark so you can't see anything Except the Ocean which was glowing a hypnotizing blue. You look around to see you are in a Giant Ocean with Large Koi Fish swimming around. You walked over to One and said "Hey! 'Ello their!" The Koi looked up at you and said "Hello their." "Can you tell me where I am?" "The Land of Auroras and Koi." "Auroras? Like The Northern Lights?" The Koi nodded. "Okay then, Thank you." The Koi swam away. You looked up and gasped. The Beauty was outstanding. Their were lights everywhere. It was....It was....Beautiful.

==> Stop Staring.

You blink and look away. No time. You have to focus. But what now.

==> Answer Pester

You look down to see the Psiioniic guy is Pestering you again. Let's hope he is still in that good mood.

dualPsionic [DP]: started pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

[DP]: good job, you made iit iinto the game.

[OE]: ThAnkS~DESu yo.

[DP]: II have 2omethiing to give you Brat. Better pay attentiion cause II don't liike repeatiing myself twiice.

[OE]: OkAy~DESu yo   

[DP]: The Code iis L4Z3RSH4D3.

[OE]: Alright. But whAt do I do with it?~DESu yo.

[DP]: put iit iin the punch de2iigniix and then put iit iin the Alchemiiter. Iit wiill be a lot more u2eful then your 2tupiid 2liing2hot thiing.

[OE]: It's not Stupid!~DESu yo.

[DP]: Agree to Dii2agree.

[OE]: FinE. But. ThAnkS for thE CodE~DESu yo

[DP]: Whatever BrAt. .

dualPsionic [DP]: ceased pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

You decided to try out his code. Even if he was a douche he did help you here. So you took a card and typed in the code. L4Z3RSH4D3S. You got a punched card and you put it in the Alchemiter. You saw a light and on the platform was a pair of glasses. one side was red and one side was blue.

==> Put on the glasses.

You put on the glasses. You fumbled around before an imp popped out in front of you. You squeaked and gripped onto your glasses. Only for your vision to be taken by red and blue. After they settled and you could see again. Only. The imp was ashes. Holy Fudge. This Thing has LASER VISION!!!

==> Be someone else, while Sealand explores the wonder of laser vision glasses.

*Sealand can't hear. He's too busy blasting some more imps out of dodge. Just go be Ladonia*