Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Albino Tsundere Asshole

A Young boy sits at his computer. Contemplating if he should answer the pester.

==> Enter name

Your name is Little Brother and....NO. NO. NO YOU WILL NOT STAND THIS TRY AGAIN

==>Try again

Your name is Emil Steilsson AKA Iceland and you are really unsure of this guy. He's pestered you before but everytime he ends in threatening your death and destruction. Not like you care.

You like to watch the Nordic Lights, Hang out with Turkey and Hong Kong, Eat Licorice, Take Care of Mr. Puffin and hang out with your family/friends.

Your Hobbies include: Being bugged by your brothers, Watching the Nordic Lights, Taking Care of Mr. Puffin, Hanging out with your friends, turning hot water into spas, and eating Licorice

Your countrychum name is icePuffin and you capitalize every I because well...You don't know.

==> Answer Pester

You don't know

==> DO. IT.

Okay Okay Calm down Author. You decide to answer. I mean, as long as he doesn't go too far. You should be fine

subJuggulo [SJ]: Started Pestering icePuffin [IP]:

[SJ]: HEY MOTHERFUCKER

[IP]: What do you want, can't you see I'm In the mIddle of NOT BeIng VIrtually assaulted by a troll.

[SJ]: THIS IS WHY I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU LITTLE LAND OF ICE, NOW LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKER, THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS SENT US A SIGN THAT YOU HAVE TO BE IN THIS LITTLE GAME OF OURS WITH YOUR LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING BOYFRIEND SO LISTEN UP GOT IT.

[IP]: I have nothing else to do so.....

[SJ]: EXCELLENT. SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS SQUAWKBEAST THE ONE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING ROPE AROUND HIS MOTHERFUCKING NECK

[IP]: ThIs Is where I can assume you mean Mr. PuffIn and It's called a Bow TIe

[SJ]: MOTHERFUCKING WHATEVER. NOW LISTEN, YOU NEED TO SACRIFICE HIM TO THE LIGHT IN ORDER TO PROGRESS.

[IP]: what.......

[SJ]: YOU HEARD ME YOU LITTLE BITCH.

[IP]: ....FIne

[SJ]: EXCELLENT NOW WE CAN REALLY TALK. NOW MOTHERFUCKER, YOU NEED TO GET THAT HONG KONG MOTHERFUCKER UP AND RUNNING.

[IP]: FIne. Whatever just leave me alone.

[SJ]: NOT UNTIL I SAY THIS YOU LITTLE ANTISOCIAL CUNT

[IP]: What. And don't call me that

[SJ]: BEWARE. SOME OF US CAN BE DECIEVING BUT DON'T TRUST THE MARQUISE. SPIDER BITCH IS THE MOTHERFUCKING ANTI MESSIAH, SHE IS THE MOST DECIEVING.

[IP]: I'll keep that In mInd.  

subJuggulo [SJ]: ceased pestering icePuffin [IP]:

You sit their wondering what just happened.

==> Play the Game.

You open your Wendigo Program and start the game. You waited for it to load before you saw Hong Kong. You decided to give him a quick pester.

==> Pester Hong Kong

You open your chum and started Pestering him

icePuffin [IP]: started pestering fireworkFashion [FF]:

[IP]: Leon

[FF]: Emil

[IP]: LIsten I'm your server.

[FF]: Cool. Like do what ever k? Just don't like destroy anything

[IP]: K

icePuffin [IP]: ceased pestering fireworkFashion [FF]:

You took the Alchemiter than put it in his huge walk-in closet, you then took the Totem Lathe and put it in his hallway, you then put the Punch Designix in his room near his bed, and then the Cruxtruder, .... You kept thinking about where to put it then it hit you. You'd just make an extra space. You created another square and placed it their.

==> Open your Cruxtruder and program the Puffin

You then turned around and looked at your Cruxtruder, you saw it was still unopened so you brought your Glaivekind out of your Russian Roulette modus and attacked. It opened and a light Violet light appeared, it touched Mr. Puffin and smiled as it squawked in annoyance "Hey Wise Guy, Why am I a ghost." You frowned "Because then you'd be helpful." A Card appeared on the floor and you picked it up. "What is this?" "Put it in the Punch Designix asshole." You stared at him and sighed.

==> Put it in the Designix

You put the card in the Punch Designix and soon it got punch in a weird train-ticket like pattern. You turned to Mr. Puffin who said "Put it in the Totem Lathe" I nodded and put it in the lathe, seeing a Light Violet crystal-like cylinder. I picked it up and looked over at Puffin. "Put it on the Alchemiter, and this in the Punch Designix" He handed over another blank card. You put it in the Punch Designix and it again turned it into a card with the weird patterns on it. He turned to Mr. Puffin "Put it into the slot in the Alchemiter"

==> Put it in the Alchemiter

You put it in the slot and saw a beam of light. You looked and saw a Picture of you and your family/friends. But as soon as you reached out to it, It was picked up by a breath of wind.

==> Go after it

You ran after it and saw it caught on a really high tree. You climbed up it and when you almost got it, it flew to your roof. You jumped and grasped the ends and pulled yourself up, you ran up and when it almost blew up again you caught it. You were soon enveloped in a light Violet, then you were knocked unconscious.

==> Be someone else.

Fine.