Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Spoiled Rich kid.

A young boy sits unenthusiastically at his computer. He is typing away. He looks up annoyed. Maybe we should give him a name.

==> Enter name.

Your name is Erland Oxenstierna or Ladonia To your brother, family, and friends. You love Hacking and Coding things you also Swim but you don't like it for this reason: You live in a computer since your country came from the internet So you live in the Internet itself. Meaning that you Live in the computer itself. So without your computer you Don't technically exist.

Your hobbies include: Hacking, Coding, Baking, Cooking, Being a country, NOT being a part of Sweden, Jumping through the Internet. and Doing crafts.

Your Countrychum is electricAntisweden and you replace your I's with 1's and o's with 0's.

You are now currently thinking about answering this Anon person after you cut your connection with your so called brother.

==> Answer.

Fine.

ceruleanMarquise [CM]: started pestering electricAntisweden [EA]:

[CM]: Laaaaaaaadonia >::::)

[EA]: What d0 y0u want?

[CM]: I only have some things I need to say to you.

[EA]: What 1s 1t.

[CM]: M8ke sure to get your l8dy friend Wy was it? M8ke sure you help her into the game.

ceruleanMarquise [CM]: ceased pestering electricAntisweden [EA]:

You huffed, was this person saying that your friend. Wy, or Paulette Kirkland was your client? Oh well, you heard a ding and saw your Nyx program finished downloading SBURB. You want to start playing but you realize your probably going to need a weapon to fight off supposed Imps.

==> Look at the crowbar on your shelf.

You look at your room. Everything was simulated to look like an actual room since you were inside your computer. You looked at your shelf and saw the crowbar. You picked it up with your Password modus. Your modus works like this: Everything you put in, you put in a password. To get the item you must put in the same password. Wrong item and the password is for something in the modus. It does nothing, but put in a password and the password isn't for ANYTHING in the modus the item you were trying to get is deleted. Not from the modus, but from life itself. It would ceased to exist. It's hard to maneuver but you've managed to handle it so far.

You took the Crowbar and set it as your Strife specibus. Crwbrknd. You never got the spelling but frankly you didn't care.

You heard a thump behind you and turned around seeing a weird machine in the corner of your room. It had destroyed your bed. You see you have gotten a pester from your brother. 'Great he's my server' You thought unentheusiastically You swear he will one day kill you. You decided to check the pester anyways.

oceanicEnthusiast [OE]: started pestering electricAntisweden [EA]:

[OE]: Sorry, Still trying to figurE out thE controlS~DESu yo,

[OE]: AlSo StArt thE gAmE now! According to thE gAmE you ArE Wy'S SErvEr~DESu yo.

oceanicEnthusiast [OE]: ceased pestering electricAntisweden.

You sighed and decided you might as well.

==> Start game.

You decided to start up the game. You clicked the Nyx program. and soon a dark green spirograph filled your screen. You saw it glitch and saw a Help us on the screen for a split second. Your spine chilled in suspense, but it was too late. Wy's room and face filled the screen. You decided to place a Cruxtruder in her room. You ended up accidentally placing it on her bed. Oops.

electricAntisweden [EA]: started pestering paintingRabbit [PR]:

[EA]: S0rry Wy, 1'm st1ll try1ng 0ut the C0ntr0ls.

[PR]: God dang it Ladonia.

[EA]: Anyways y0u better get started 1n the game. Sealand w1ll bug y0u

[PR]: Might as well.

electricAntisweden [EA]: Ceased pestering paintingRabbit [PR]:

You lowered your head and continued trying out the controls. Ignoring the crashing Sealand's causing with placing the machines. You had to move your computer after he dropped the last machine: The Alchemeter near your desk.Pretty much giving you a heart attack

"SEALAND!!!"

=> Be someone else.

Yes, let's before you have another Sealand-enduced heart attack.