Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Sassy Diva

A Young Boy sits in patience as his Friend places the thingies in his room and hallway. You look dully at the phone as he gets a Pester. Lets give him a name to get things rolling

==> Enter name

Your name is SassyMicGaypants....Hold on here. That wasn't as funny as it should have been. Nice. Now try again while the Author Apologizes for possibly offending people.

==> Try again

Your name is Leon Chun AKA Li-Xiao Chun (Leon was a name given by that stupid England) AKA Hong Kong, and you really are unsure about answering this guy.

You like to Design Clothes, Cook, Hang out with your friends (Especially Iceland), Listen to Music, Light Fireworks, and Play Computer games.

Your Hobbies include Designing Clothes, Cooking, Listening to Music, and Playing Computer Games.

Your CountryChum is fireworkFashion and you don't really have a quirk, although you do say Like constantly. So I guess it's a quirk.

Anyways you don't know if you should answer this guy. He's an asshole.

==> Answer the Pester

You don't know. Like he is a huge douchebag and...

==> Just do it.

Fine.

orphanerAquarius [OA]: started pestering fashionFireworks [FF]:

[OA]: You Boy Answwer.

[FF]: Like Wwhat do you wwant.

[OA]: Are you mocking me young man?

[FF]: ....Like No?....

[OA]: I don't havve time for this so I'll let it slide. Be lucky Punk.

[FF]: I'm Like Soooooo Honored. Now what do you want? I have like shit to do.

[OA]: I'm givving you this gift. A code.

[FF]: What Code

[OA]: Put it in the Punch Designix and enter the code Wwith a blank card. Then put it in the Alchemiter.

[FF]: Like what will it do

[OA]: You'll see Brat. The Code is Dorswwpowwrpp

[FF]: Like K, so the two W's then? Lǎo pìgu

[OA]: Wwhat did you call me you little shit? and yes the Twwo WWs.

[FF]: Nothing of Importance Anything else I should Like Know?

[OA]: Wwhatever you do, don't program the Dragon. It will fuck up the session.

[FF]: Like K, I had a better Idea for programming anyways.

orphanerAquarius [OA]: ceased Pestering fireworkFashion [FF]:

You snort, this is too good.

==> Play the Game

You start up your Baphomet Program and it instantly loads. You look at your computer to see it's the Sea Kid. You decide to just put everything down and go. You make some extra space and put the Alchemiter their, you then put the Totem Lathe on the outside of his err....country. You then put the Punch Designix a bit away from it, and then you put the Cruxtruder next door.

You look over to your Cruxtruder...Now what?

==> OPEN THE LID!

You take out your 2xDaokind strife out of your Pokemodus and ran at the Cruxtruder. You jumped up and hit the lid. The force managed to blow the lid off and a deep burgundy red kernelsprite appeared. You blinked and heard the door slam open. "AIYAAAA HONG KONG-ARU WHAT IS GOING ON-ARU?" China yelled. Followed By England "Hong Kong why did I get a frantic call from China saying the world was ending?" You blinked before shoving the two out of the way Seeing the Kernelsprite float aimlessly past. You weren't planning on letting THEM be your sprite.

==> Program the Miku Vocaloid.

You looked over at Hatsune Miku Vocaloid and decided to Program it. As England and China were yelling at each other and shit you threw the doll in their. It came up. "Kon'nichiwa Mr. Li-Xiao Chun." You heard silence and just decided to use that code that guy gave to you.

==> Use the Code

 You walk over to the Punch Designix and saw their was a blank card on the table. You pick it up and put it in and entered the Code. You heard a 'Ding' and picked it up. Now what

==> Put it in the Alchemizer.

You walk over to the Alchemiter and put it in. A light flashed and soon on the pad was a pair of two Dao Swords. Like the ones you already have, only the blade seems to be made of a Violet Energy and has red velvet handles with yellow string.

You hear a scream. No. Two screams and turn around to see China is using his Jian and England is casting spells on a whole lot of Imps.

It's Showtime.

==> strife.

You take your new swords and jump at the first imp. Slicing off his head. You duck and roll under objects being thrown at you. You saw something coming up behind China and Slashed it. He turned and nodded.

Soon all the imps were dead and all the grist was collected. You decide to stop fucking around and decided to get your thing to enter.

==> Enter.

You run over to the Punch Designix and see another blank card. You didn't know where it came from. But you decide to thank your lucky stars and use it. You put it in the Punch Designix and see the code is forming itself. You pick it up and run over to the totem lathe. You see China and England stare at you in utter confusion. You get the Burgundy Totem and you bring it to the Alchemiter. You used it and it turned into a......

.....A Fucking Jiangshi....

==> Kill the Jiangshi.

Well Duh! Do you know what those are? (A/N: For those of you who don't know. A Jiangshi is a Hopping Zombie/Vampire that eats your Life-Force. So imagine a Zombie Dracula that eats your soul.) You took out your weapons and you run at it. It swung at you and you ducked thrusting your hand and you saw it's eyes widen a bit in surprise. Before its head rolled off of it's body. You then started to turn a deep Mahogany and you see China and England scream in surprise. But then everything turned deep red then black.

==> Be Sealand again.