Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be Ladonia

You are Now LADONIA and you are currently face-palming. You don't know why but that stupid idiot of a brother managed to wreck your WHOLE room! Oh well. You did almost do the same to Wy's. So....

==> Scold OE

You decide to get in contact with Sealand.

electricAntisweden [EA]: started pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

oceanicEnthusiast [OE]: Cannot be found, please try again.

You blinked in shock. You were sure your computer was okay. Maybe you should do it on your phone.

You whipped out your phone and tried to get in contact with your brother.

electricAntisweden [EA]: started pestering oceanicEnthusiast [OE]:

oceanEnthusiast [OE]: Cannot be found, please try again.

You were getting worried. Where was he?!

==> Go to the Punch Designix

What? Why? Your brother is gone!!!

==> Trust me, just do it.

You decide to trust the mysterious voice in your head. You'd see him later. Maybe his computer broke. Anyways, you walked over to the Punch Designix. Now what?

==> Wait wait wait. Get to the Cruxtruder first and open it.

You are now doubting the voice in your head. You walked over to the Cruxtruder and you saw their was a lid on top. You jumped up and whacked it with your Crowbar. It opened and it showed a dark green spirograph. Now what?!

==> Program.

You decide to Program your favorite Pokémon Stunfisk it glowed and turned into Stunfisksprite. You nodded. Now what do you do?

==> Now go to the Punch Designix

Are you sure? You think to the Voice in your head. You remember the 'Wait wait wait thing' So you don't really trust them.

==> JUST DO IT!

You sigh and do it. You see a blank card and pick it up. You're not sure what to do with this.

==> Put it in the Punch Designix

You put the card in the Punch Designix, you press a button and it started typing. It soon 'Dinged' and you took the card out. Revealing punched holes. Now what

==> Put it in the Totem Lathe.

You walked over to the Totem Lathe. You looked for your sprite who was busy doing....Something....You don't mind it and just put the card in the Totem Lathe. It turned into a dark green wavy totem. You pick it up. Now what?

==> Talk to the Sprite

You turn to your sprite and say "What now?" It turned to you and said "Move it to the Alchemiter." And then it turned back.

You blinked and then turned away as well. What now?

==> Listen to the sprite idiot

You growl at the voice in your head. Whoever is doing this is an asshole. Yet you do it. You walked over to the Alchemiter and placed it on the thing. A bright light appeared and on it was a...File?

==> Pick up the File.

You picked it up and looked at the cover. On it was 'Dirty Secrets about the Nordics and Micronations' You look at the title. You want to open it. But you don't know if you WANT to

==> Burn the file

You don't know. You could open it. Learn the Dirty secrets and then use it as blackmail. But....It wouldn't really be fair.

Even if you did hate them. It's more of a neglected hate then a burning hate. So you throw it in the fire. And watched it Burn. You suddenly saw a dark green. Then darkness.

==> Wake up

You wake up. Only you are on a weird dark purple Planet. You looked down and you were wearing a Purple Shirt and pants. Like Pajamas. You looked around and saw some black figures talking. What do you do?

==> Talk to the figures

You walk over to them and they look at you. "Uh? Hej, I'm wondering where I am?" They looked at each other and nodded "You are in Derse." One said you thanked them and walked away. They were rather blunt.

==> Walk around

You walked around and saw that their was a black man, he looked like a gang member. He saw you and took out his gun.

==> Abscond

Good Idea.... You ran into the Ally and kept on running. You ran around the corner and saw a tower in front of you. What now?

==> Go into the tower

You don't see a door. So you try jumping. Suddenly you found yourself in the room. It looked like yours. What now? You hear a click and turn around. Seeing the man behind you. He must have followed you.

==> Strife.

You took out your crowbar. And he shot at you. You dodged and panicked as he aimed at you. Only to realize his gun was out of ammo.

==> Finish him

You ran at him and knocked him over the head with the crowbar. He fell unconscious but you were sure he would wake up and kill you. You raised the bar and beat him over the head repeatedly, until his head was shattered. What now?! You just killed a guy!!

==> Hide the body.

You picked up the Pieces and the body and dropped them out the window, someone would find it, but that's not the problem. You keep the weapon with you so they won't know anything, you watch Detective shows so you know this. What now?!

==> Board up the Window.

You don't know where...Oh hey wood.

You pick up the wood and nails and use the crowbar to hammer them in. To keep the boards up you added another layer. Until it was nothing but a wall.

==> Fall asleep.

You were a bit tired. So you laid down on your bed and fell asleep.

==> Be someone else.