Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Big-Breasted Crybaby.

A farming-looking woman is running around nervously. She looks at the object in her room. It was a gift from her sister. She looks around even more when objects were now placed randomly in places. She deserves a name. So let's give her one shall we?

==> Enter Name

Your name is Bigboobs Mccrier.

Why would you say that?!

==> Try again you heartless bastard.

Your name is Katyusha Braginskaya AKA Ukraine You love Your sister and brother, farming, taking care of the Baltics, and Cooking. 

Your Hobbies include: Farming, Cooking, and Sewing.

Your Countrychum name is: farmingLady. You tend to Capitalize your U's and K's. Because It's the First two letters in your country.

==> Look at the Totem Lathe in your closet.

You stop running and look at WHAT landed in your closet. It seemed to be a Totem Lathe. You look at where your bed was. Instead their was an Alchemiter, in the middle of your room was a Cruxtruder, and in front of your balcony  their was a Punch Designix. You decide to Message your sister.

==> Message Belarus.

You get on your computer and got on Countrychum. You also looked at your computer's Lilith Program and you see it's at 90%. Your computer was very slow so you had to be patient. You get on Pesterchum and you saw that Belarus was online.

farmingLady [FL]: Started Pestering winterWife [WW]:

[FL]: Sister. Can I asK yoU something.

[WW]: What I'm in the middle of fighting off imps. </3

[FL]: Well what do I do with the things that yoU've given me.

[WW]: You open the lid with the spirograph design on the Cruxtruder, then you make a sprite. It will inform you on what to do. I suggest using something alive. </3

[FL]: Oh OKay ThanK yoU!

[WW]: Now Leave me alone. And help Canada. He's your client. </3

[FL]: OKay.

farmingLady [FL]: Ceased Pestering winterWife [WW]

You take your Pitchfrkknd out of your Pile Modus. And you stab the top. You see a bright baby blue light appear and shriek. You throw a picture of Turkey and a bright light appeared. Seeing Turkey without his mask. You remembered you kept his mask just in case he had lost his other one and threw it to him. It hit him and soon it was a full Turkey.

He smiles "Hey Ukraine." You smiled and waved back "Privyet Turkey." He pointed. "Hey, your computer is done loading." You look over and see that your computer finished loading the game and now it was loading SBURB. A baby blue Spirograph appeared. "Now while that waits I think you have imps you need to take care of. " You turned and saw 4 Black imps with white masks. You gripped your Pitchfork and began stabbing the imps until they were gone. Leaving many jewels behind. You picked them up and Turkey said "Great, now you need to get a punched card." He took something out. He handed it to you. It was an empty Card on top of another one." You put one in the Punch Designix and saw it cost 30 grist.

You saw you had 100 grist in your inventory from the imps. You pay it and soon you were left with two empty cards. One punched. You looked at Turkey who simply pointed at the Alchemiter. "Put them both together." He said and you nodded. You did as he said and a baby blue light came out of the machinery. It was left with a baby blue crystal.

==> Put the Crystal in the Totem Lathe.

You run to your closet and see the Totem Lathe. You put the gem in and it started to slowly design it. "Quick! Put in Canada's stuff and hurry." You did as you were told. Placing the Totem Lathe in his closet, the Alchemiter on his bed, The Cruxtruder next to it, and the Punch Designix on his balcony. You then turn off your Computer and Captchalouge that and your charger. You see the Totem Lathe was done and pick up the fancy looking crystal.

==> Put the crystal under the Alchemiter.

You bring the Crystal to the Alchemiter and put it under. You see a light and Turkey said "Hurry up! We have meteors." You look out the window and see a meteor. You look back to see that the gem formed itself into a dying cow. You want to help. But instead you stabbed it and soon you felt yourself being lighter. You soon see you are in your house. Unharmed. Turkeysprite smiled "Welcome to the Medium."

==> Be another person.

Okay.