Hetastuck, the minor version.

==> Be the Tsundere

A man is running around following his friend's instructions. He already programmed his sprite with a bull and a tomato showing a tomato-red bull. Called Bull-sprite. He is trying to escape the fire. We should name him.

==> Enter name.

Your name is Tsundere Mcrudeness.

Uh No. Not right. Try again. He is the country where the mafia comes from.

==> Try again.

Your name is Lovino Vargas. AKA Southern Italy/Romano. You love Tomatoes. More than anything.

Your hobbies include: Cooking, Farming, Baking, Painting, Singing, and Dancing (Your brother is better than you at everything though) You also Clean at times but as always your brother is better than you at it. He's better than you at Everything.

Your countrychum is cursingTomato and you tend to capitalize your S's. Not for any reason. It just grew on you.

==> Open Countrychum.

You open it to see your anon pestering you.

summoningFantasy [SF]: started pestering cursingTomato [CT]:

[SF]: hEY DUDE,,,

[CT]: Tch. You again. What the hell do you want.

[SF]: nOTHING BAD,,,,i JUST WANT TO HELP.

[CT]: Fine. Make it quick fudge baStard.

[SF]: i'VE BEEN CALLED,,,, uHHH WORST

[CT]: Oh really like what.

[SF]: bULL HEAD,,,,uHHH SHIT BLOOD, sTUFF lIKE tHAT.

[CT]: Hmph. Why iS that?

[SF]: uH oH, I GOTTA GO. sORRY DUDE.

[CT]: Ciao Fudge BaStard.

[SF]: oH ALMOST FORGOT,,,,uHHH DON'T FORGET TO CONTACT,,,,,uHHH, THAT sEYCHELLES DOLL. sHE'S YOUR CLIENT,,,,yOU wILL kNOW wHAT TO DO AFTER.

summoning FANTASY [SF]: ceased pestering cursingTomato [CT].

You stared at the screen. What the actual fuck? 

==> Get totem.

You sigh. Might as well do that. You take a card and put it in the totem lathe, and decide to contact Seychelles, tell her about the plan and whatever.

cursingTomato [CT]: started pestering fishyIsland [FI]:

[CT]: Hey SeychelleS.

[FI]: Oh? Do you need something?

[CT]: Yeah, I need to tell you how to work your game.

[FI]: Okay

[CT]: Okay, So firSt off. You See that thing with the Screens on it? The one with the lid?

[FI]: Yeah?

[CT]: Break the lid. But prepare to have Something to throw into it. It will create your Sprite.

[FI]: Okay?

[CT]: It will guide you, now you have to make your totem and well. Let your Sprite guide you. My totem'S done. I muSt go

cursingTomato [CT]: ceased pestering fishyIsland [FI]

==> Put totem on Alchemiter.

You pick up your green Totem and put it in your Alchemiter. You then put a blank card from your Garden Modus into the Alchemiter. You saw it transform into a......Cocoon. A Fucking Cocoon on a tree

You sigh and see it starting to hatch. You have a strange urge to wait, and to help if necessary. You do so. You wait and wait and wait and.....

"HATCH ALREADY BASTARD!" You roar and Tap your foot in sheer impatiece. You hear the door slam and three. No. FIVE familiar voices.

"VE~ ONII-CHAN! THE COUNTRY IS-A BURNING!" Italy's yells rang through the house. "Italia calm down." Oh Great the Potato Bastard. "Roma! I came to check on you!" Spain's voice boomed, "Kesesese this is so unawesome." Potato Bastard's brother said. "R-Romano-san. We hate to bother you, but some countries and micronations have been-" You Looked at it wiggling out as soon as they entered the room, the cocoon started to fall. You jumped and caught it. "AHA! Caught you you bastard!" the butterfly hatched and flew up to the roof, you watched in sheer interest Suddenly Everything turned Red, then to black. All you could hear was.

"Ve~ Germany? Everything is turning black!"

"Nein, everyone get down!"

"GILBIRD!"

"Minna, prease carm down."

"ROMANO!"

Soon you blacked out.

==> Wake up.

You wake up to find that you are still in your house, with your brother, potato bastards, rice bastard, and tomato bastard unconscious. You look outside to find that you are in a weird land, with tons of fields and a big green sun in the sky.

==> Be someone else.

What? Already?

==> Yes.

Fine.

(A/N: IT BE ALMOST SUMMER! I just got finished with finals and tomorrow we are going on a field trip to.......Not telling Lmao.  We go their every end of school year. So. Sorry I hadn't updated in like FOREVER again. Finals, and siblings, and pets oh my. Anyways here is a chapter. I'll finish my other book sometime tomorrow or the other day.. WHEN I CAN! Okay Ciao~ <3)