AVENGERS ONE SHOTS AND OTHER SHIT

Accurate and Antidepressants (L.L. ANGST)

"You know what, I wanna pick what movie we watch tonight!" Deadpool yells out as he crashes through the window, breaking it into pieces.

"What the fuck, you weren't even invited!" Tony yells at him.

"Yeah, well I'm crashing the party! Woo! I'll pick... Marvel! That'll be interesting. But which one..." He scanned the room quickly, noticing a new character to their annual movie nights. "Oh the royal asses are here, why don't we watch the first Thor movie then!"

"Midgardians made a movie about me? How kind?"

"Oh well not this universe bud, this was illegally downloaded from another universe! Say hi, they're watching. Hey readers! Ooh and author how bout you start getting your shit together. You're failing all of your classes!" (A/n: By the time I'm publishing this, I am not wooo)

"Okay.. well let's not make the guy crazier and just watch the movies alright..." Tony suggested. "We'll watch it and you'll leave."

"Aw, if you wanted me to leave you could've just said so.. We can watch Iron Man after."

The movie started up, the credits began to roll. They all watched inquisitively. Well, all except Loki. Deadpool pulled popcorn out of nowhere and ate it happily while enjoying the movie.

"Want some?" He offered. Loki scoffed in response.

"No thank you, puny midgardian." Although Loki detested the idea of watching the silly film he was invested in how much they truly know. Seeing an accurate representation of the battle that took place on Jotunheim.

"Ooh this is a good part!" He shouts, sending popcorn flying everywhere.

"Those blue guys burn you? That doesn't make sense since they're made of ice?" Clint frowned in confusion.

"Their touch is quite painful to asgardians and midgardians alike. Although they remain in such an icy realm it is a 'science' as you may say about their unique abilities."

A frost giant attacks Loki with force, grasping at Loki's wrist in retaliation. Loki is surprisingly not in pain. Instead glances at his skin which turns to the same color blue as their enemies skin.

"Oh, well. We knew he was adopted.." Natasha quirked her head one way as she shrugged it off. Loki, knowing what was coming up tensed up. His body is stiff with no movement.

"What reindeer games? Did we hit a nerve?" Tony joked.

"I will not satisfy you with an answer, Stark." They continue on, seeing Thor meet his lover, Jane along with Darcy and Selvig. Deadpool left during that part, having to go do, mercenary things. Currently The warriors three were discussing how the frost giants got in which cued Loki's next words.

"I think I'll be off now, good night." He stood up and walked straightly to the doorway however he was stopped by his brother who had not understood the reasoning behind his departure. "Thor. Let go."

"No, you're clearly hiding something."

"I wish to have some privacy if that's what you're trying to say. How are you not worried? They got these details without our knowing. As if someone was watching our every move and every thought we've ever had." Thor decided to take his strength to play and picked him up over his shoulder. Slinging him onto the couch.

Loki walked toward the casket. Grabbing it carefully with both hands. Only to be stopped by Odin.

"Stop." He speaks from the opposite end of the hall. The camera moves to only see the back of Loki as he responds.

"Am I cursed?"

"Hey Loki, they make you seem human.." Tony suggested. Only making Loki turn himself inward. Into the couch.