AVENGERS ONE SHOTS AND OTHER SHIT

True Confessions (C.H. x Reader)

T/W: Mentions of death, also heres th link for Y/n's story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2RU5Y04oQc

"One confession is true the other is a lie once you read your confession the other two players have 45 seconds to interrogate you have to guess if you've been lying or telling the truth Chris, you will go first. Uh which, which envelope should we pick?" Jimmy tells the audience.

"Let's go with one," I suggest.

"What is your story?" Jimmy continued on.

"Oh here we go, ahem-My first job was cleaning out breast pumps." It was quiet for a moment as the two of us contemplated.

"For your first, that was your first job?" Jimmy finally asked.

"How old were you?"

"I was 14."

"Was it just breast pumps or was there other aspects to the job?" I tried to cause him to make a mistake. Jimmy and I quickly shared a glance then looked back at the suspect, Chris.

"Um it was repairing them as well, occasionally."

"You repaired breast pumps at 14."

"Yeah." He began to gesture somewhat wildy what it looked like. Jimmy amused and I confused."Well like, like, like- Any pump you know, there's, there's,there's  a motor with a, with a belt, like a rubber belt built for suction."

"Do you know that?" Jimmy asked me.

"I-" was quickly cut off.

"Was it for human breasts or animal breasts?" Jimmy clarified.

"Yeah, no, you'd like- you'd have like pharmacies would rent them out. And, and-"

"They would rent them out? Because you don't need them forever right?" I nod as I finally understand.

"No." What? "And they'd, they'd come back covered in dry milk. So I'd have a toothbrush-"

The timer went off.

"I'd clean the dried milk off," He finished.

"Dry milk. I did not think I'd hear that phrase today."

"Yeah the tooth- this is very interesting."

"That was it, that was all we got to ask?"

"45 seconds, we did it. Ah, ooh~"

"I think it's real."

"You think his first job was cleaning out-"

"If it's not, he's a psychopath-If he made that up," I pointed at him accusingly.

"Were you saying,like, where he grew up like his dad had animals and stuff around so I'm thinking maybe-" He started.

"But it's human breast milk!"

"But I think it's inspired by what he used to do with animals."

"That's very smart." I pointed out.

"And then change it to a lie."

"You're good at this. He took almost the truth and changed it slightly to a lie."

"I'm going to say you lie," Jimmy concluded

"Yeah."

"Did you lie?" We twisted our heads to him.

"I'll say lie too," I complied hesitantly although I believe he was-

"It was the truth," He confessed with a smirk.