It was a strange topic. Many questions were asked, so we all decided to take DNA tests.
We wanted to know if Peter had spider DNA..
And if the superserum was part of the soldiers DNA..
And if Bruce was German.
It ended up with all of us taking the test. Everyone. Even Sam, Bucky, Wanda, Scott- he had come to visit- and I.
To be honest, I had been interested in taking them before. I was adopted. So I never knew my true heritage. My parents were never interested, knowing their heritage quite well.
So here we were, sitting around the living room waiting for Tony and Bruce to bring in the results.
"OKAY!" Tony announced his presence as per usual. "Uh, we didn't ask to uncover family secrets but we did." The room went completely silent. "Uh... Y/n's dad is in the room."
I choked on air.
"I'm sorry- What? Is it you Tony? You fucked a lot of girls..."
"No.. which is surprising cause when Bruce found out I said the exact same thing.."
"Ok it can't be Peter.. For obvious reasons. I'm no supersoldier or a god so that-"
"We did not expect this whatsoever..." Steve blurted out as he hung his head lightly.
"What the fuck..." Sam, interrupted.
"The suspense is killing me.." Peter said as he stuffed his mouth with popcorn.
"YOU ARE THE FATHER!" Tony shouted as he pointed at...
Scott.
Well he was right about the unexpected thing...
Damn.
We were both wide eyed and open jaws. No words were spoken in between us.
"Are you guys sure?" I asked hesitantly.
"We're both geniuses. What else do you need?"
"Damn.. how-" Scott began as he knelt his elbows onto his knees.
"Well tiny, when a man and a woman love eachother very-"
"Shut the fuck up Tony," Bruce called him out.
"Any other surprises?" Steve quickly asked.
"I'm not German."
Natasha was handed 20 dollars by Clint.
A/N: I may make a second part since this was so short, if you want to see that let me know!
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