A/N: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY- I GOTTA GIFT FOR YOU ALL! A NEW BOOK!!
TONY: "Flattered but you're disgusting."
STEVE: "But what's important, there's been an accident." AND "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN OPTION."
THOR: "To be fucked or not to be, that is the question."
CLINT: "If I see a baby penguin I'm gonna kick it."
BRUCE: "No self Respecting."
NATASHA: "Family assassin."
WANDA/PIETRO: "Theres two of them."
PETER: "God, I'm stressed over school." "You don't even go." "EXACTLY." AND "I got spidey senses."
LOKI: "I'm absolutely baffled."
BUCKY: "I will sharpee your soul."
STRANGE(A/N: Because I have got good ones): "What if your heart just stopped?" "That's called cardiac arrest." AND "Namaste Motherfuckers."
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AVENGERS ONE SHOTS AND OTHER SHIT
FanfictionNot updated often, just for when stuff comes to mind; such as, imagines preferences and one shots. In the future I may post more explicit and mature stories if this happens I will set this book for mature ratings. I will inform any readers of that i...
