JIMINNIE:
i didn't see you this morning namjoon!
JIMINNIE
:(
JIMINNIE
where'd you go
NAMJOONIE
oh, i went out with seok to buy some groceries
NAMJOONIE
currently with him atm
JIMINNIE
and you didn't invite me 😔
JIMINNIE
i love grocery shopping 🥺
JIMINNIE
whyd you have to go with that ugly whore 🙄
NAMJOONIE
you're also a guest
NAMJOONIE
as a guest, you should be comfortable. it isn't your responsibility to go shopping with any one of us.
NAMJOONIE
that would be highly inappropriate
NAMJOONIE
even if you do like to go shopping
NAMJOONIE
so the uglie whore you're referencing also has to treat you as a guest which is why he came with me
JIMINNIE
and you're considerate too?
JIMINNIE
whew you truly are the best man
JIMINNIE
i'm surprised you aren't cuffed
NAMJOONIE
cuffed?
JIMINNIE
yeah
JIMINNIE
like in a relationship
NAMJOONIE
are you asking me if im single?
JIMINNIE
no im asking if you actively working out that dick 🙄
NAMJOONIE
...
NAMJOONIE
are you?
JIMINNIE
sigh
NAMJOONIE
did you just sigh in text?
JIMINNIE
namjoon
JIMINNIE
so how straight is straight for you
JIMINNIE
asking for a friend 🤥
NAMJOONIE
straight is a spectrum i suppose
NAMJOONIE
but i'd say
NAMJOONIE
✨ women ✨
JIMINNIE
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FanfictionSUGAYOONIE on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate me? be honest HOBIWOBI i know you're not asking a fan account of yourself a question like this SUGAYOONIE leave me alone i crave validation SUGAYOONIE so 1 to 10? HOBIWOBI you've always been a 10...
