HOPESEOK
where tf were you?JINSEOKJEON
oh my god hoseok you won't fucking believe my luckHOPESEOK
sighJINSEOKJEON
did you just sigh at me? through text?HOPESEOK
yea n what about itJINSEOKJEON
you ugly whoreHOPESEOK
let's hear the excuses this timeJINSEOKJEON
I SWEAR THEY'RE NOT EXCUSES I'M TELLING YOU LIFE HATES MEHOPESEOK
mhmJINSEOKJEON
no seriouslyHOPESEOK
okayJINSEOKJEON
i went to get gifts for jungkookHOPESEOK
well that's sweet i guessJINSEOKJEON
YEAH AND THEN I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFICHOPESEOK
toughJINSEOKJEON
i hate youHOPESEOK
why didn't you text jungkook you'd be late?JINSEOKJEON
you won't believe me, hoseokHOPESEOK
try meJINSEOKJEON
my phone died just as i was about to text jungkookHOPESEOK
yeah ur right i don't believe thatJINSEOKJEON
IM SERIOUSHOPESEOK
me tooJINSEOKJEON
it isn't my fault 😭HOPESEOK
hear yourselfHOPESEOK
like literally listen to what you just told meHOPESEOK
read everything you saidJINSEOKJEON
I'M NOT KIDDINGHOPESEOK
so you went to the storeHOPESEOK
bought stuff for jk as you shouldHOPESEOK
but while doing that you got stuck in trafficHOPESEOK
then you were gonna text jk as you shouldHOPESEOK
but your phone suddenly died?JINSEOKJEON
okay when you put it like thatHOPESEOK
yeahHOPESEOK
you see why i can't take you seriouslyHOPESEOK
NAH CUZ LEMME TELL YOONGI RIGHT NOWHOPESEOK
AND TAEHOPESEOK
and SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF ITJINSEOKJEON
oh my godHOPESEOK
MATTER OF FACT LEMME TELL EVERYONEHOPESEOK
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST FUCKER ALIVE
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionSUGAYOONIE on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate me? be honest HOBIWOBI i know you're not asking a fan account of yourself a question like this SUGAYOONIE leave me alone i crave validation SUGAYOONIE so 1 to 10? HOBIWOBI you've always been a 10...