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HOPESEOK
where tf were you?

JINSEOKJEON
oh my god hoseok you won't fucking believe my luck

HOPESEOK
sigh

JINSEOKJEON
did you just sigh at me? through text?

HOPESEOK
yea n what about it

JINSEOKJEON
you ugly whore

HOPESEOK
let's hear the excuses this time 

JINSEOKJEON
I SWEAR THEY'RE NOT EXCUSES I'M TELLING YOU LIFE HATES ME

HOPESEOK
mhm

JINSEOKJEON
no seriously

HOPESEOK
okay 

JINSEOKJEON
i went to get gifts for jungkook 

HOPESEOK
well that's sweet i guess

JINSEOKJEON
YEAH AND THEN I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC 

HOPESEOK
tough

JINSEOKJEON
i hate you

HOPESEOK
why didn't you text jungkook you'd be late? 

JINSEOKJEON
you won't believe me, hoseok 

HOPESEOK
try me

JINSEOKJEON
my phone died just as i was about to text jungkook

HOPESEOK
yeah ur right i don't believe that

JINSEOKJEON
IM SERIOUS 

HOPESEOK
me too

JINSEOKJEON
it isn't my fault 😭

HOPESEOK
hear yourself

HOPESEOK
like literally listen to what you just told me

HOPESEOK
read everything you said

JINSEOKJEON
I'M NOT KIDDING 

HOPESEOK
so you went to the store

HOPESEOK
bought stuff for jk as you should 

HOPESEOK
but while doing that you got stuck in traffic

HOPESEOK
then you were gonna text jk as you should

HOPESEOK
but your phone suddenly died?

JINSEOKJEON
okay when you put it like that 

HOPESEOK
yeah

HOPESEOK
you see why i can't take you seriously

HOPESEOK
NAH CUZ LEMME TELL YOONGI RIGHT NOW

HOPESEOK
AND TAE

HOPESEOK
and SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF IT 

JINSEOKJEON
oh my god

HOPESEOK
MATTER OF FACT LEMME TELL EVERYONE 

HOPESEOK
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST FUCKER ALIVE 

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