South Park x Reader

Clyde x Reader

Your P.O.V.
"OH MY GOODNESS CLYDE YOU FUCKER!!!" I am currently with my boyfriend who just threw flower at me, we're making cookies and he just started a fight WELL BITCH ITS ON NOW! "Oh come on (y/n) take a joke ..." he trailed off, his eyes widening as he saw the egg in my hand. Knowing I had a pretty damn good arm he tried to run as fast and as far as he can, but he doesn't get far as I already threw it and it hit him right in the eye! "Ah fuck (y/n)!!" "That's what you get bitch!" I jokingly yell at him. Then he pulls me in for a long passionate kiss.
~Time Skip~
After we made the cookies me and Clyde ate them all then kissed again and let's just say things got pretty heated that night and someone *cough* clyde *cough* forgot to use protection so that morning you woke up and threw up you thought you were definatly pregnant. The test confirmed it!
I'm really sorry I haven't been posting much I had the flu and I had midterms so I'll be posting more plus I have major writers block so please request things! And I'm crying I have over 500 reads thank you soooo much! 😭😘😊
~Sydddd💕