South Park x Reader

Ninja!Kyle x Reader Requested by striderfan

Kyle's P.O.V
Wow she's so beautiful when she sleeps. Who is this mystery girl of my dreams, well it's obviously ( Y/N ) ( L/N ), the sexiest girl in South Park! Why am I watching he sleep you ask, well just because she's so cute when she sleeps, its kind of addicting, like ecstasy almost. You may be wondering how I'm actually watching her sleep without her getting creeped out huh? Well I simply jumped in the tree she has outside her bedroom and hid in there, you see I'm a ninja I always have been so I can easily climb trees and watch people. My Sensai says that if I marry a non-ninja than all of my ninja training will mysteriously disappear, but I don't care!
~Time Skip to school the next morning brought to you by Craig's middle finger~
( Y/N )'s P.O.V.
I walked to the bus stop and found Kyle there all alone. My Jesus Christ he's SOOO hot! I thought to myself, no
( Y/N ), he doesn't like you like that you have to stop ... well maybe you should just go for it?! I'm going to do it! Jesus I'm so nervous, ok it's now or never ( Y/N )! "Hey Kyle, can I ask you something?" Wow I didn't stutter! "Ya sure, what's up?" I take a deep breath and ask "Would you maybe idk like to go out with me sometime?" My voice shaking the whole time.
Kyle's P.O.V.
OMFG SHE JUST ASKED ME OUT ... I have a huge decision do I stay a ninja or do I become my dream girl's boyfriend??? Ik what I'm going to do! "( Y/N ) ... Yes I will!"
And they got married and lived happily ever after ... They had 3 kids 2 boys and a girl. The boys names were Erik ( Sorry if you don't like these names but Erik was my dads name ... he died 2 years ago, and of course Cartman, but spelled differently hehe. ) and Geoffrey, the girl's name is Sam.
Hope you like it @striderfan I really tried on this one, ik I'm not the best writer so sorry if it really sucks!