[ haikyuu one shots || fan fics ]

merry christmas, baby. || kuroo tetsuro

[ kuroo tetsuro x reader ] || fluff

hearing hushed whispers, my eyes slowly fluttered open. blinking a few times, my eyes adjusted to the dim lights of the christmas tree that washed into the dark bedroom. "babe...?" i muttered, half asleep. i gently rubbed my eyes, a soft sigh slipping from my lips. what time is it? i wondered to myself.

"i'm here," he responded quietly.

the next thing i knew was that our son was jumping in between us, shouting quietly. "santa! santa!"

slowly, i sat up and gathered him into my arms. "santa?" i responded, sleepiness still evident in my voice. i turned to give tetsuro a pointed look.

he looked back at me with a mischievous smirk. "i'm surprised santa didn't wake you up, baby," he commented as he ran a hand through his bed head.

i raised an eyebrow and looked down at the little boy grinning in my lap. "did santa wake you up?"

"yeah!" he exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air. there was a moment of silence before i heard some rummaging in the living room that made our son scream in excitement. "santa!!"

"let's go see what he left you, yeah?" tetsuro asked, slipping out of bed. he scooped our son out of my arms and carried him into the living room. he paused before exiting out of the room to make sure that i was following behind. he hoisted our son up a few times in the air as we made our way to the living room.

i eyed him suspiciously, sleep finally fading from my senses. "did you plan something, tetsu?"

he turned his head to look back at me, a grin plastered on his smug face, "you'll see."

i pulled a face and turned on the living room lights. my eyes immediately fell on the tall figure crouched by the tree and his slightly shorter accomplice. i snorted, my hand flying up to cover my mouth. "what the hell..." i whispered to myself.

"SANTA!!!" the two year old boomed as he wriggled in his dad's arms. tetsuro set him down and he zoomed up towards "santa".

"HO HO HO HO!!" bokuto boomed with an awkward laugh that followed. he scratched his fake beard and hoisted our son up in his arms. "merry christmas, little dude." bokuto was standing in my living room, fully dressed as santa from the red suit to the fake belly. akaashi was with him dressed as what i assumed as one of santa's elves. what made it even more funny to me was that they were wearing socks that matched their costumes.

"santa!" his face lit up just like how his dad's does when he sneaks his little candies that he thinks i didn't know he hides in the night stand.

akaashi stood awkwardly next to bokuto, fidgeting with his elf ear. "merry christmas..."

"tetsu, what's going on?" i whispered to my husband as i wrapped my arm around his.

"what do you think, baby? santa's here," he replied, beaming down at me.

i buried my face into his shoulder, failing to contain my laughter. i continued to laugh as our son talked his head off to bokuto. akaashi grabbed one of the cookies that we laid out for santa and was about to eat it until the two year old shouted at him that those were for santa. he grabbed the cookie from the elf and told "santa" to open up. once again, i snorted as the scene unfolded in front of me.

"little man, don't be mean to santa's little helper," tetsuro commented, laughter tangled in his voice. he offered the plate of cookies to akaashi. our son watched with a pout on his face as akaashi took another cookie.

"gee, thanks..." he muttered before popping the cookie in his mouth. "can i go home now...? i still have work to do," he whispered to us.

i giggled and carefully took the little boy from bokuto once i noticed that his eyes were threatening to close. "okay, baby. it's time to say good night to santa and his helper. he has more houses to go to."

his pout grew deeper as he looked longingly at bokuto. "see you again?"

"of course. as long as you've been a good boy, you'll see me next christmas!" bokuto responded, deepening his voice for affect. "g'night, little dude." he waved back to the little boy as he waved and yawned.

i took him back to our room and made sure he fell asleep before coming back. i watched as tetsuro saw bokuto and akaashi out. "so, how long have you been planning this out?" i asked, amused.

"for a while," he replied with equal amusement. he slowly approached me and wrapped his arms around my waist. he smiled down at me, rubbing my back soothingly. "what do you think?"

"it was quite a sight to see," i answered honestly, sliding my palms up his arms and around his neck. "i'm pretty sure you guys made his year."

"good, i want to give him the world." he paused as he looked down at me with love in his eyes. "you too." he leaned down to rest his forehead against mine.

i smiled back up at him, staring up into his hazel eyes. "hmm... what else do you have up your sleeve?"

he nodded his head upwards and my eyes followed the direction. "you know what they say about mistletoe, right?"

i scoffed and laughed as he dipped his head back down, capturing my lips with his own. happily, i returned his attack of kisses, holding him close to me. squealing, i held onto him as he leaned down to lift my legs around his waist. "hey!"

he laughed and kissed me a few more times, "hey back." he held me close to him as he nuzzled his nose against my own. "merry christmas, baby."

"merry christmas, you big dork."