bible of jokes

rule one

there was a 25 yr old guy and he was on a camping trip wwith his buddies. well they decided to have a little fun with him and when he left to pee, they took all the camping equipment and moved to another site. well this guy is lost and he stumbles upon an old lookin shack. he knocks on the door and a really old chinese man answers. The camper ask if he could stay there a night and the chinese guy say sure but there is only one rule. That he could not have any sexual contact with his daughter and if he did, the three chinese curses would be bestowed upon him.The guy agrees because the chinese man looked so old he figured the woman would ne old, wrinkly, and ugly. well when it came time for dinner he finally sees the daughter walkin down the stairs. he is breathless because she is so stunningly young and beatuiful. all throughout dinner she is showing signs of intrest and when finally came time to go to bed he could not stand it. late that night he goes into the girls room and they fuck til dawn when he leaves to his own room to get some rest. when the guy wakes up he sees a big rock on his chest with a note sayin CHINESE CURSE #1 BIG ROCK ON CHEST he is not too frightned so he heaves the rock out the window. then on the other side of the rock he sees another note that says CHINESE CURSE #2 RIGHT TESTICLE GLUED TO ROCK the man thinking quickly decides to jump thinking a couple broken bones would be better than one testicle smashed. halfway in midair he looks back and sees last note CHINESE CURSE #3 LEFT TESTICLE TIED TO BEDPOST