Mike, Joe, and Steve were out buying Christmas presents for their wives. Mike was the last to finish so when he came out of Kaufmanns the guys asked "So, what did you get your wife for Christmas?" Mike replied "Well I got her this here necklace and this scarf so if she doesnt like the necklace she can wear the scarf over it. "Hey Joe, what did you get your wife?" "I got here this bracelet and these gloves for if she doesn't like the bracelet, she can wear the gloves over it. "What did you get your wife for Christmas Steve?"."I got her a damn toaster and a dildo. So if she don't like the toaster she can go screw herself."
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bible of jokes
Humorif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)
