A king was deciding to denounce his throne and give it to one of his three sons he couldnt figure out how so he give them each a duck and said who ever sells their duck for the most money will be king so the three sons go to sell their ducks the first son comes back a says hey pop i sold my duck for 10 bucks then the second son comes back and says i sold my duck for 15 bucks , then the third son goes up to a house and asks a women if she would like a duck and she says sure ill give you a fuck for that duck so the son says sure why not so after he gets done banging the chick he decides that he wants the duck back so he says you mind if i give you a fuck for my duck and shes says yes so he bangs her again and gets his duck back so on his way home he drops the duck and the duck got ranover by a car and th guy who ranover the gets out and says man im so sorry let me give you money for your loss the son says okay and he gives him 20 bucks so he goes home and his father asks what he made for his duck and he says well dad i got a fuck for a duck and a duck for a fuck 20 bucks for a fucked up duck
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bible of jokes
Humorif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)
