. PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
42. Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.
43. Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
44. Learn sign language, it's very handy.
45. I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.
46. You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's pretty cheesy.
47. What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
48. Dry erase boards are remarkable.
49. Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
50. How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
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bible of jokes
Humorif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)
