Husband and wife decide to make a password for s*x, they decide on 'washing machine'. Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." Wife replies, "Not tonight darling I have a sore head." Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, "Washing machine." Husband replies, "To late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand."
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bible of jokes
Humorif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)