One day Brianna wanted to take a shower with her mom, so she asked her mom and her mom said " Yes but don't look up or down. But since Brianna was curious she looked up and asked " What is that mommy," Mom said "these are headlights hunny" Brianna looks down this time and asks " what is that Mommy?" Quickly she replies " a bush"Then the next she takes a shower with her dad and looks down and asks what is that, her dad says" That is a anake" So since it was thundering she went in her moms room. She sleeps but then gets awoken by moaning and groaning so Brianna looks under the covers and says " Mommy turn on the headlights the snake is attacking the bush!"
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bible of jokes
Umorismoif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)
