i got home the other night from work the wife was crying i said whats the matter she said i,m home sick. but this is your home i said she said yeah i,m sick of it. she said the chap next door takes his wife out three times a week brings her flowers kisses her when he goes to work why dont you do that / i said well i dont even know the woman next door now pack your bags i,ve won the lottery oh good where are we going i dont know where your going i,m off on holiday and i dont want to see you here when i come back.whe went for a walk on the beach she gave me a wave i,ve still got it at home in a bucket
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bible of jokes
Humorif you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)
