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Hwayoung: lucas may be tall but he has what we call big babie energy
Kun: I don't get it, what do you mean
Hwayoung: *pointing to lucas who has his entire 6ft body squished onto on part of the couch*
Kun:
Hwayoung:
Lucas: *waving his sweater paw* Hi Kun!
Kun: I see

Hwayoung: what are you drinking?
Ten: vodka
Hwayoung: what the hell! straight?
Ten: no, gay
Hwayoung: Ten not- NOT YOU, THE VODKA

Hwayoung: I relate to Belle because she loves to read and loves people for their soul
Haechan: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or dies

Chenle: *t-posing in the doorway* Hello parental figure
Hwayoung: *not even bothering to pay attention* hello problem child number 5

Taeyong: Explain to me how you two got into an accident
Hwayoung: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and yuta didn't notice so i said "yuta! deer!" and he goes
Taeyong:
Hwayoung: tell him yuta
Yuta: *sighs* "yes dear?"

Doyoung: *sneezes*
Hwayoung: bless you
Doyoung: i'm blessed everyday i spend with you
Hwayoung: doyoung
Doyoung: hwayoung
Mark: mark

Hwayoung: I'm the type of person that likes being alone. I like to walk home alone listening to music. I like to stay alone friday nights. I just like quiet and time to myself. I don't want anyone else, i'm satisfied bei-
Xiaojun: *walks past*
Hwayoung: fuck

Hwayoung: *rubbing her temples* come on pick up
Johnny: what are you doing?
Hwayoung: calling jungwoo
Johnny: but...your phone is off??
Hwayoung: yea i mean telepathically
Johnny: haha there's no way that could actu-
Jungwoo: hey i'm sorry i missed your call
Johnny:

[Johnny and Hwayoung joking around]
Hwayoung: i should have yuta kill you for that
Yuta: *from another room* who
Hwayoung: i was just kiddin-
Yuta: *walking in with knife in hand* no. is he bothering you?

Jisung: why can't dinosaurs clap
Hwayoung: because their hands are too shor-
Haechan: because they're all dead

Taeil: having something or someone to care for can improve mental health
Hwayoung: like a kid?
Taeil:
Taeil: i mean yea but i was thinking more like a plant or-
Hwayoung: we already have haechan and i don't see how it's improving my mental health in any way

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