𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁•𝗇𝖼𝗍 𝟤𝟦𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑞𝑢𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑠

*credits go to incowrecked_nct and nct.qu0tes on instagram go check them out!*

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Hwayoung: so yangyang, when did you get your driver's license?
YangYang: my what?
Kun, in the backseat: i need to get out of this car

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Shotaro: it's okay to fall apart sometimes
Shotaro: sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them
Hwayoung, wiping a tear: beautiful

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Hwayoung: what are we doing
Doyoung: wasting our lives
Hwayoung: i meant for dinner
Doyoung:
Doyoung : we could get burgers or something

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Haechan: can we get mcdonald's
Hwayoung: we have food at home
[one burning oven later]
Hwayoung: mcdonald's it is

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Mark: HELP I TOLD HAECHAN I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK
Hwayoung, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought i can help?

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Yuta: I can't express how much I hate fucking bees
Hwayoung: then stop fucking bees yuta. it's a simple solution

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Hwayoung: so, tell me about your day
Hendery: i went to the bank today and saw an old lady
Hwayoung: and then?
Hendery: and then she asked me to check her balance,
Hendery: and i pushed her over.
Hwayoung: YOU WHAT-

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Hwayoung: do you know what time it is
Johnny: yes
Hwayoung:
Johnny:
Hwayoung: you're not gonna tell me, are you?
Johnny: no

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Jaehyun: send dudes
Hwayoung: you mean nudes?
Jaehyun: no, i'm in a fight, i need more men

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Hwayoung: Ten
Ten: kun used to call me ten
Hwayoung: because that's your fucking name

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Hwayoung: chenle get out of the tree
Chenle: but this is my home now
Hwayoung: chenle-
Chenle: caw, caw bitch

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Xiaojun: if you like me,raise your hand
Hwayoung: what do i do if i don't like you tho
Xiaojun: then raise your standards bitch

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Lucas: i accidentally wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i'm stupid
Hwayoung: don't worry i do that all the time
Lucas: wear your contacts to bed?
Hwayoung: no, think your stupid

*𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾

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Hwayoung, sighs: no one loves me
Jungwoo: are you sure
Hwayoung: yea
Jungwoo, agressively pointing to himself: arE YOU SURE

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Jisung: that's a pretty rock
Hwayoung: thanks renjun gave it to me
Renjun: i threw it at you
Hwayoung: he's very sweet

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Hwayoung: being this cute is tiring
Jaemin, without looking up: that must be why Jisung is still asleep

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Hwayoung: would you slap ten for 2 million dollars?
Kun: i would roundhouse kick him for free

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Hwayoung: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitations! it's supposed to say 'jungwoo's birthday'
Taeil: what does it say?
Hwayoung: 'jungwoo's bi'
Taeil: wait this could still work

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in spirit of halloween coming soon...
Taeyong: guys we're out of candy
Hwayoung: already? there's been like 3 kids
Taeyong: yea well a little girl said she loved me so i kinda just gave her everything

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Hwayoung: why are you ignoring shotaro
Sungchan: i'm playing hard to get
Hwayoung: why would you even do that when you're already hard to want

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WinWin: why is my book in the blender
Hwayoung: because it made you cry

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Jeno: i am a confident driver
Hwayoung: you almost ran someone over!
Jeno: confidently

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hey guys so, i started school-
0/10 experience i do not recommend
that's why updates have taken so long

anyways i included lucas in here despite the whole situation going on. i genuinely believe that he didn't do anything. if you think other, great! but it is my book and i have decided to still include him in things. hopefully everything gets better and i hope you all can understand, if you truly have a problem with it let me know!

anyways nct 127 comeback next week (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞