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Mask: I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR SEVERAL WAR CRIMES-

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Mask: In this world it's splat or get splatted.

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Mask: I've seen my fair share of idiots, but you sir are the definitely the whole definition of one.

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Mask: Apparently it's possible for squids to be born without brains.

Army: Uh, Mask? Are you talking about idiots?

Mask: Yes, and "why?" you might ask? Because we literally live with an idiot!

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The news playing on TV: Today, three inklings have lost their lives...

Mask: Well unlike them, I don't have a life

*After battling with Team Blue*

Mask: ....I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE!

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Aloha: C'mon, Mask! When you wake up tomorrow try being a bit more enthusiastic!

Mask: Yeah yeah, fine, whatever.

*The next morning*

Mask: I'M GONNA WIPE THE SMILES OFF OF SQUIDS' FACES TODAY!

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Aloha: There is no possible way for someone to eat an entire box of aluminum foil before they die.

Skull: ...Why are you talking about this..?

Army: Aloha, what the h-

Mask: Challenge accepted!

Ky: Mask, No!!

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